"Saturn typically removes the things that you do not have time for from your life. It delivers relief by way of removal." @alicesparklykat.bsky.social
"Saturn typically removes the things that you do not have time for from your life. It delivers relief by way of removal." @alicesparklykat.bsky.social
DEATH CULTS
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Actual soldiers are being told by their commanders that they must not fear death, that this war is Armageddon, and that Trump has been anointed by Jesus Christ to bring about the Biblical end times.
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MARCH 2026 HOROSCOPES
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This March will be the first time, since the spring of 1998, that we see the Sun come to join Saturn in the sign of fast decisions and speed.
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SAGITTARIUS MIDHEAVEN
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Sagittarius midheaven believes in potential in people even when we can’t see it yet. We are not trying to see the world for how it functions right now. We’re trying to see what it could become.
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AQUARIUS PISCES RELATIONSHIPS
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Pisces is the sign that we should all fear the most. Why? Because Pisces can predict how you will feel tomorrow. Aquarius happens to be the sign that doesn’t always know how they feel.
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THE ARIES COWORKER
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The Aries coworker completes big projects in an hour or two with surging blood pressure, vape or cigarette in mouth, and heavy metal blaring in our headphones.
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Connect with the ground.
It, your first friend and last mother, is the only thing that can give you meaning.
Rebellion is what you have innately done all of your life and you will learn to see this rebellion with clear eyes when you use a deliberate act of forgiveness to invent yourself anew.
Rebellion isn’t something that someone else can do for you.
When you get out of the christofascist mindset that people need to earn their goodness by being saved via outside intervention, you will start to see the possibilities of the world around you.
You will always have more options than your urgency thinks you do.
Your category of what counts as a useful action was not something that you created but assigned to you from a system that will never teach you how to see its cracks and your own fatigue.
This Venus in Pisces, I want you to remember that usefulness is not politically neutral.
THE TAURUS COWORKER
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Yes, your Taurus coworker knows the difference between a FSA and a HSA. They have figured out how many vacation days will not roll over into the next year and they can calculate how much taxes to take out in their heads.
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You don’t perform pleasure to entertain other people and you do not owe a performance of authenticity to everyone who happens to have questions about whether or not you are real.
Your truth is a pleasure.
No one is entitled to it.
You learned to lie not because you were immoral but because you were scared, because you weren’t safe, because you had to learn how to get by without feeling safe.
You, too, will find your truth when you feel safe enough.
This Mercury in Pisces, I want you to remember that people will tell you the truth when they feel safe with you.
SCORPIO MIDHEAVEN
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Quiet, reclusive, and serious. People are intimidated by them. Yet, Scorpio midheaven is really kind. You would think that such an ambitious person, such a self depriving personality at times, is mean. Scorpio midheaven is not.
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Just like a herd of horses, this collective strength exists only to protect the gentle.
They might try and take you away but a community who demands the return of their own carries a collective strength and will that can’t be broken.
On this Year of the Fire Horse, you must remember that community is the only thing that keeps us safe and free.
This year, you will not allow your bonds to be broken.
Just like you, horses become free when they run in a herd and they are successfully imprisoned only when their bonds to other horses are broken.
Just like you, horses watch out for each other and this watching out for each other is both freedom and safety at once, together, and indistinguishable.
This Fire Horse year, I want you to remember that, just like you, horses are big but they have retained their gentleness because they need it despite their strength.
FEBRUARY 2026 HOROSCOPES
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I know that a lot of us don’t love the concept of authority. We don’t trust it. And, yet, we have to be willing to grow into our authority for those who are younger than us so that we can validate and affirm them.
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THE GEMINI COWORKER
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Why is Gemini up in your business all the time? They want to try out all the jobs to see what they really like and don’t like and also to see if they’re any good at what you do or not.
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You must remain loyal to the simple fact of your life, never confusing symbolic importance for material struggle, because your actual life does not need to become exceptional to be worthy of love.