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@onewingedsparrow

Writer, editor, cinematographer, professional know-it-all (alcoholic trivia host). Apparently I'm a pretty good singer too.

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Look man, gotta recruit that new Robin SOMEHOW and more people are watching for kids getting pulled into b unmarked black vans lately.

07.03.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Presenting: the Claude of the Gaps Fallacy!

07.03.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fun fact: the @effinbirds.com guy did a thing for his sweartrek profile on Twitter where he recaptioned the whole TOS episode "Spock's Brain" as "Spock's Dick".

07.03.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Man. Resistance didnt get nearly the love it deserved. My fave on ps3 is probably Uncharted 3, but this is Def top 10.

07.03.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

GOOD. Bring back ratings that matter! It's ok for a thing to be ok!

"The sequel trilogy? The worst movies ever! Marvel hasn't made a watchable film since Endgame! NuTrek SUCKS!"

Bitch, I'm gonna strap you in a chair and make you watch Meet the Spartans on a loop til you regain some perspective.

07.03.2026 01:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sadly no. I do DEMAND this of him. But I EXPECT him to cave at the slightest pressure. Because that's who he is.

06.03.2026 06:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think they did but were lying about the reason. They were just stuck on hold in customer service hell.

The amount of pacing i do? I believe it.

06.03.2026 01:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*sigh*

No. He didnt lie. A lie is saying something you know or believe to be false. He's just an idiot and a piece of shit. He genuinely believes this is what deescalation is. He's just wrong and stupid.

Either way, unfit for office

05.03.2026 05:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They do. Unfortunately the ads of that sort that I got were idiocy like entire episodes of Ben Shapiro and Epoch Times bullshit.

Which is why i adblock.

01.03.2026 12:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The trick is knowing WHEN to fudge. Not if you should.

01.03.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I used to be a no fudging hardliner. But learning to fudge WELL undeniably led to players enjoying the game more.

Since then I've learned that the best DMs just dont ask for rolls they might need to fudge and never stat their bosses.

Player trust to tell the story > player trust on rolls.

01.03.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I prefer to imagine that that really is what is like. The delivery driver is just stopping by on their 10 minute break from battling hordes of ninjas that are out of sight just around the corner...

All pizza guys everywhere are fighting a secret unending, interdimensional war we never see.

01.03.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Dunno if i can say that ONLY id love it, but ive been kicking around an idea for a kinda prison break style series set in a penal colony that got cut off by the burn. (I was thinking Tantalus, but not sure.)

28.02.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Probably a combo of good idea of layout if the area, known likely military targets, social media and common sense.

I see something like this, the first thing i do is think "what's over there worth attacking?" And check to see if anyone local is talking about whatever places come to mind.

28.02.2026 11:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait are we attacking Iraq too? Or typo? Because I wouldn't be surprised, but I'm hoping for typo because shits stupid enough.

28.02.2026 10:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I miss being right about GOOD things...

28.02.2026 08:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, this was the first post i saw when i just logged in so I'm gonna guess fuckdumb in chief attacked iran because he's mad about something to do with epstein?

28.02.2026 08:26 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Literally every single thing on (and off) this earth is political. Every single thing. From bat shit to moldy cheese to flies fucking. All of it.

It just a matter of how much those politics impact YOU or people you care about.

27.02.2026 05:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

27.02.2026 04:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

24 beers is easy. Gimme a pitcher. But can I like... speedwalk? I'll do 15 miles easy. I do that pacing while talking on y phone. No issues with the distance. But running SUCKS.

27.02.2026 03:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dunno if you'll count it because webseries, but Red vs Blue.

26.02.2026 03:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I get it. Im tired of seeing them too.

I know you're probably not looking for advice, but when that feeling gets too bad for me I start scrolling thru the feeds of people i follow looking for someone to break up my timeline with art or jokes or games.

26.02.2026 03:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I know people like that. Related to many of them. I also know they're the ones who keep calling me a liar every time i tell them something like "ICE shot a man 10 times in the back unprompted" and "we're building concentration camps."

Maybe yours are different, but that's been me experience.

26.02.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If they keep punishing people for investigating and charging people for crimes like this those people are just gonna stop investi- OOOOHHHhhhh...

26.02.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm forced to assume this is AI because to do otherwise is to imply that Johnson has been made aware of literally anything, ever.

25.02.2026 09:33 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey.

Tell people when they do good job.

When you like the stuff they make.

When you like the characters they’ve created.

The stories they’ve told.

Nobody hears it as often as you think bc everyone thinks everyone hears it all the time.

Trust. They don’t.

Tell. Them.

24.02.2026 04:49 πŸ‘ 13170 πŸ” 6707 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 195

I've seen Ted fucking Cruz show more spine.

25.02.2026 04:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not really. Josh Johnson premiered a new set if you're into his standup.

25.02.2026 03:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mmmmmm..... scrappy.....

25.02.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The face
The muscle
The planner
The comic relief

25.02.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0