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Sometime cobbler, firefighter, wastrel. NOT A CRIMINAL If you like silly stuff feel free to browse. WobbleAnSplotch.redbubble.com https://signal.me/#eu/-W_KutikVwjDKiXrAGpCtTRUfk77GAhw4rF4McE_BXOavmrS9SVD1KYJh4uVO20p

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07.03.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fans broke had to do something

07.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thankfully there’s no night terrors

07.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Silver lining.

07.03.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She’s asleep thankfully.

07.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thankfully nobody woke up.

07.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I was happily wandering around naked this morning, safe in the knowledge that daughter is away with friends.
Until I discovered she is not only back but her friend is asleep on the sofa.

07.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s not really a wow I’m just a child.

07.03.2026 10:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s no peril tbf. Just flashing lights and big trucks. I’m basically a 3 year old.

07.03.2026 10:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m definitely not a hero.

07.03.2026 10:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I work for the rural fire service. I like to get out in nature especially when it’s attacking me.

07.03.2026 10:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Weird plot shit.

07.03.2026 10:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚ I sold my sole to do something More interesting

07.03.2026 10:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Cheers

07.03.2026 10:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks. I was too fussy with my wedding shoes so I made what I was looking for.

07.03.2026 10:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They aren’t exactly typical footwear for around here.

07.03.2026 10:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks. I’ve only ever worn them 4 times. πŸ™„

07.03.2026 09:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Any excuse to show off my handiwork.

07.03.2026 09:55 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

I am a shoe snob, pardon the punπŸ˜‚

06.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m being judgy this morning

06.03.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Any leather soles will do that if you don’t look after them. Put them away wet and the leather sole will shrink and roll up making the upper go out of shape. Using shoe trees will stop it but he’s clearly neglected them.

06.03.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Goodyear welted leather soles and doesn’t use shoe trees. He’s not got a rich Dad he just wants to look like he does. Probably Loakes because he thinks they’re expensive. The footwear equivalent of drinking chivas regal.

06.03.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A haunting performance.

06.03.2026 07:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man and a woman are making a pottery pot ALT: a man and a woman are making a pottery pot
05.03.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah. I just want to get messy with some clay and glazes. Raku seems too serious.

05.03.2026 20:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been having a google, there’s a raku place near me. That may be a bit too stressful 😬

05.03.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I am jealous!

05.03.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Same. Although I imagine you have more options.

05.03.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The pottery one can be heartbreaking when it all goes wrong in the kiln.

05.03.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m an addict. This and sewing bee.

05.03.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0