Forbidden Fruit

Still drinking my water. Still minding my business.

Shawty been cute with no evidence. Just somebody uncle reminding me I still got it when I’m outside.

Biggest regret this year so far definitely been the fact that I been putting effort into getting dressed but no effort in taking pictures.

Mayonnaise and mustard mean what I think it mean? Tip please put the mic down. 😭

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Ummmm I had to open up somebody app after listening to Tip call that man police 5-0 because run that back one mo time. Slid so nasty.

2026 may actually be that girl. I ain’t gon rush her though.

7 days of standing on business 💪🏾

This the second day work the first thing on my mind. This is not like me. Baby it’s the weekend. Eeeyuck!

Thought I was sleeping late. Eyes popped at 5:59. Aight

They are absolutely there!!

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Was paying over $400 for car insurance/rental bundle. I just switched to Progressive paying less than $250. #ButGod

Starting season 2 of #Absentia 🔥

What a time!

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The day I set aside to flip my closet, the high was 75. We tired.

Shout out to everybody in the A who turned their A/C back on this week. The weather machine tweaking fr.

So anti subscriptions but it’s calling me…

Are the girls paying for Kindle unlimited? Step up to the mic

Everybody got cowboy boots and hats. Then there’s me…don’t even know where them fans at. 😭

Still pour one out for my homie X. We had good times.

Sliccckkk

I’m not sure what type of algorithm they have but I only see relatable content. No rage baiting. No gender wars. It actually gives community. People are simply discussing, sharing, laughing, uplifting.

Both me and this lady got chosen to work on this work project. Respectfully, she is not like me. The comparison in similar qualities had to have been absent. Bless my heart!!

Them typos apart of me. We here. Oh well

In short: don’t be a lame

I don’t wanna be apart of the soft porn launches nor character assassinations trips yall go on when someone doesn’t agree with yall.

Threads is basically the only app i have to get them random thoughts off.

It’s something in the air and I need it to blow right on by me. Cuz boy what the hell?

I trust you because as far as I’m concerned you created this community. 😂 Please take my handle!

Good morning beautiful people!