Ash Wayling (M0D3Rn)

DEMONS ARE FUEL

NOT FRIENDS

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Yesterday my job was technical documentation writer

Today my job is making kick-ass jacket potatoes

okay damn that got a laugh out of me, well played sir

This might as well be the way I break today's news

I'm not okay, but I'm okay enough

I've been in the Arcantina for all of 10 minutes, and it might be my favourite WoW space of all time

Poor fella

when you get water up your sleeve while washing your hands

Look, I knew the new Gorillaz film clip had the sauce

But now I know it's because it had THE JUICE

It's a POMERANIAN

How do they expect the others to stand a chance

Who the fuck is asking for this

Games writing is already dead, so why are they propping up shop dummies to blend in with the shambling corpses?

Primo fujis

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Brother, looks like my delay in playing it has PAID OFF

There is, but it ceased posting 9months ago

Does anyone have a great feed of amazing cat photos? I have some anxiety inducing news weighing me down chronically and need a distraction

Oh no now I know as well

I just love my goofy electric yeti

Woah, that's a stunning CE

If I make one controversial bleet, let it be this one:

Whoever defined sourdough toast as an artisanal base for bacon and eggs should be held accountable for their crimes

Face reveal. Wrong answers only.

... Actually, face reveals are blech. Face covering battle masks are where it's at.

"I loved it and never want to play it ever again" would be an amazing retail game box quote

“We are a small team without the money to pay artists so as I’m sure you understa-” *bass boosted heavily reverberated wet fart sound*

A cool breeze on a humid day, or refreshing shade on an overly sunny one

I love that I read this bleet, thought "that sounds so shit, I have to go see how shit it is", opened an incognito window and unquestionably started typing "slophub.com" into the address bar

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Icons on desktop

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Heck no, the kids need tall people to help build a killer cubby house in the pillow fort area

Even the people running the joint were impressed

Simple joys for simple boys

That's the scary part

...I'm not

AI this, Xbox that

I'm at Bluey World living my best life