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Could be worse.
Much worse.
Could've tapped her to lead the ASPCA.
LMFAOOOOOOO.
Yes, you can.
Been doing it for 11 years.
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Yeah.
$1T budget.
Running out of missiles after 3 days.π€£
No argument about that.
But Trump is a MADMAN.
He has little choice but to help.
By what????
A silly war?
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Zelenskyy will cave.
Trump will call him a great leader.
A week later, Trump will bomb Ukraine.
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Of course.
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Line 'em up.
All the 2028 candidates.
Send in a rottweiler.
Watch him tear Trump to shreds.
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Maybe let a dog pick our next president?
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The most colorful president in US history.
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The stork delivered HIS mom a dork.
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Can't tell ya the exact amount.
Can tell ya it will be numbers never seen before.
C'mon neck rash!
You can do it.
C'mon.
Look on the bright side.
We didn't shoot it down ourselves.
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Hoping all those headsets in the chamber will be translating into English.
Bored of Peace.
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Exactly!
What?
Only one month into their existence?
π€£Wish I didn't know them.
It will.
Already seeing IG vids of people singing his praise.
Same ile shit: ITDIIOK
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As evidenced by his bombing of a school of "future dates."
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I have 4 words:
Bone spurs doctor's notes.
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The Ayatollah ain't the brightest fanatic in the mosque.
If he was, he would've renamed his palace "Mar A Lago."
2 battleship groups would've been stationed off the Florida coast instead of the Persian Gulf.
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My wife says "NO!!!!"
At least I agree with her on something.
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In other words, be best.π€£
That motherfucker is the king of "telling us something we already know."