Detroit Soccerite

If I was one of those folks that absolutely wanted to stop immigration and asylum seekers, I simply would not create political instability in multiple countries.

Can’t wait for my house to get destroyed by unregulated aircraft

Osnabrück seems cool. I hope they go up.

Real life will always come up with a case that breaks your UI

German Ultras, man. 🤣

In a game that’s historically high scoring, Detroit City Women’s Indoor is like “what if you never scored again?”

Let’s face it though, it’d be Lake Keyworth

Very sternly will ban everyone involved for life except themselves

I’m glad Detroit City isn’t playing at home this weekend in what appears to be monsoon season

We’re just going to do massive betting scandals in all the sports huh?

It’s true

Ah new kit discourse

I’m sure security departments will love this new innovation

Instead of a Mind Palace, what if we used that space a little better? Make it a little more welcoming. A MindSpa, if you will.

People were trying to say that this was the ethical AI company

Think of all the lives that could be saved/improved if we redirected even 10% of this money.

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Picture of three books. “The World Atlas of Football Stadiums: 1000 iconic grounds & their stories” by John Gillard, “Sheisse! We’re Going Up: The Unexpected Rise of Berlin’s Rebel Football Club” by Kit Holden, and “Robin Hood: People’s Outlaw and Forest Hero” by Paul Buhle

More books, because I have a problem. Apparently there’s a goofball Canadian politician that could use a copy of one of them.

These charts look like ones espn puts on football. Never been convinced that they really say much except eventually coalescing around the winner because they won actually. Sometime clearly one side is going to win, other times an unlikely side pulls it out in the end. Dumb way to look at anything.

A lot of people talking about Revelations, Armageddon, and the Rapture, but none of them clocking an almost stereotypical Antichrist in the mix.

Picture of TV showing stadium in mostly shadow with lights of the city skyline in the background of Copa Sudamericana match between Cobresol and Audax Italiano. Stands are pretty empty and the pregame banners are still on the field. Onscreen graphic says “COMEBOL Sudamericana 2026, Match delayed due to power”

Going to need more cellphone flashlights

These guys never fail to misinterpret popular fiction.

3. Liga on a Tuesday, as a treat

The picture really illustrates the existential crisis

That eclipse was cool this morning...oh wait, no it was cloudy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Reading about the FBI investigating and indicting FIFA officials on corruption and bribery charges feels like fiction now.

Cop mode

You think any of the yahoos from the first administration are jealous of all the corrupt shit the new guys get to do?

Man, you watch a single half of bad MLS action on opening weekend and Apple really hits you the spam notifications about every game.

If all you're doing is giving the ball away, just have the keeper kick it as far down the field as he can so they at least have to come through the whole defense.