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I would like to see Pritzker and Newsom declare a state tax receivership fund whereby citizens pay their federal tax liabilities into a state-run escrow account rather than directly to the IRS.
The state can hold these funds in trust for the federal government until Trump obeys the Impoundment Act.
What better time to do this? It's America's 250th birthday. States participating in the compact could raise bond funds, call them 1776 Freedom Bonds or something corny like that.
It is true that Proton is located in Switzerland and responded to a legal request from the Swiss authorities. But it is also true that most people do not know what an MLAT is and there is a widespread misunderstanding that using Proton will protect your account from US govt requests.
yeah
This is just astonishingly great reporting.
All of the crises the White House has claimed over the last 14 months were planned in advance. All of them.
And however much contempt you have for media outlets who reverently relayed Trump's claim to have no relation to Project 2025, it isn't enough.
when I'm in Seattle. u can ask @else.social, I'm good at it I swear
it occurred to me while writing this that, tbh. all I need to make this happen is a friend who likes throwing overly elaborate dinner parties for the kind of weirdos who would find this shit enjoyable
euro shoe polish.....need
Vierge by Ascendant Vierge (debatable how poppy it is but it's Fun)
Lobotomy?! Loboto-you!
If you're a cis woman and another cis person assumes you're trans they mean it negatively. If you're a cis woman and trans women assume you're trans it means you're the coolest bitch to ever live.
The Trans Debate Rages Across America -- We Asked an Idiot for Her Thoughts
Here's Why the Grinch Stealing Christmas Is Good for Toy Manufacturers
Atlantic Columnist -- Some Workers Claim to Have Loaded Sixteen Tons of Number Nine Coal.Today the Straw Boss Explains How That's Highly Unlikely
the clock is the handmaid of human evil and morning people are her agents
Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”
international women’s day
the permanent standard time vs permanent DST argument makes a lot more sense when you realize the standard time defenders touting "natural circadian rhythms" are just morning people who've are used to society being built around them their entire lives and they really mean *their* circadian rhythms
what do you think the lead poisoning pride flag looks like
6 sprays next
how was the spray
Go ahead, give into your impulses and take that megadose of progesterone. You surely will not regret taking that megadose of progesterone.
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Good fucking fit
You can only be sure that someone's real when you're up to your elbows in their bloody viscera. When you can feel fluids squeezing between their fingers, the gasps of breath, the gooey, clotted moans ...
You'll never know what they're thinking, not really. But meat is honest. Bile doesn't lie.
there’s kink involved, yes. it’s a huge part of my submission. but i think even when i’m in a more dominant role, or not in a kink dynamic with someone, i still am fulfilled like nothing else by serving their needs
are you tired? do you need someone to talk to? i’ll handle whatever’s troubling you. no, i don’t need a reward. being around you is the reward. seeing your joy is the reward. let me take your coat. let me give you a massage. let me serve you, in every way, with all that i am. please?
'And so they were both hard dommes with dombreaking fetishes'
*Image of a blasted post-apocalyptic wasteland*
my fascination with service is intrinsically tied to the way i show love. it makes sense, to me. i love you. do you need anything? everyone has wants and desires. can i get you a drink? tell me yours. i’ll learn how to suit them best. i’ll pour my entire essence into something, if you’d like me to.
easily my favorite new perfume. smells like religious trauma and the sweetness of forgetting yourself in the stillness of the woods. new daily I think