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Freelance writer and editor from Baltimore who lives in New York. Writes NY sports for SNY and D.C. sports for 106.7 The Fan/Team 980. Read my writing here and hire me to do more of it: BenKrimmel.substack.com

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Notably absent were any student-athletes.

"They're very well represented," Trump said. "You know why? Because people like Nick Saban and Urban Meyer, all of the people that I know in the room -- and the people probably I don't know -- they all care very much about the student-athlete more so than they care about themselves, so I think they're really here. In that sense, they're represented very well here."

Notably absent were any student-athletes. "They're very well represented," Trump said. "You know why? Because people like Nick Saban and Urban Meyer, all of the people that I know in the room -- and the people probably I don't know -- they all care very much about the student-athlete more so than they care about themselves, so I think they're really here. In that sense, they're represented very well here."

Also, this is the funniest thing. Just nonsense.

07.03.2026 02:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The full quote is so absurd. ESPN’s framing makes it seem somewhat normal but also, I mean it’s so incomprehensible and not how anything works that does it matter? It’s all just so dumb.

07.03.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Tweet from official GOP account on Oct. 23, 2020 reading:

Pres. Trump is fighting for YOU! Here are some of his priorities for a 2nd term:

*Establish Permanent Manned Presence on The Moon
*Send the 1st Manned Mission to Mars 
*Build World’s Greatest Infrastructure System
*Establish National High-Speed Wireless Internet Network

Tweet from official GOP account on Oct. 23, 2020 reading: Pres. Trump is fighting for YOU! Here are some of his priorities for a 2nd term: *Establish Permanent Manned Presence on The Moon *Send the 1st Manned Mission to Mars *Build World’s Greatest Infrastructure System *Establish National High-Speed Wireless Internet Network

Tweet from official GOP account on Oct. 23, 2020 reading:

Pres. Trump is fighting for YOU! 

Here are some of his priorities for a 2nd term:
*Stop Endless Wars & Bring Troops Home
*Maintain & Expand our Unrivaled Military Strength
*Build a Great Cybersecurity & Missile Defense System

Tweet from official GOP account on Oct. 23, 2020 reading: Pres. Trump is fighting for YOU! Here are some of his priorities for a 2nd term: *Stop Endless Wars & Bring Troops Home *Maintain & Expand our Unrivaled Military Strength *Build a Great Cybersecurity & Missile Defense System

Relevency:

06.03.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Fear of a White β€˜Black Bush’ Why Dave Chappelle’s sketch applies to the real-life Donald Trump.

Again, Rembert Browne basically called his shot on the Donald Trump presidency on... January 13, 2017. nymag.com/intelligence...

06.03.2026 16:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Seems like we're inching closer to President Donald Trump saying, "Can't be distracted, 'What's going on with the war?' 'What's wrong with the economy?' Stop worrying about that! I got that shit under control. Let's focus on space! The United States of Space!"

06.03.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"The Fanatics Flag Football Classic featuring Tom Brady and other stars is being moved from Saudi Arabia..."

Just so many words in this sentence that make me feel great about being a sports fan.

06.03.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Ben Krimmel: Colonials propped up by unflappable balance Close examination of the stat sheet revealed that yet again the Colonials’ balanced scoring attack was the reason for Foggy Bottom celebrations. Balanced in scoring and passing as GW had 23 assists on...

"Shaking off the defeat at Dayton like a bad dream, the Colonials dispatched Duquesne as easily as a freshman blows off their alarm clock before an 8 a.m. class."

Oh, man, I was COOKING on deadline with this lede: gwhatchet.com/2014/02/06/b...

06.03.2026 01:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Duquesne's Ovie Soko had a HAMMER slam at George Washington. And I, The GW Hatchet basketball columnist, yelled "OOOOH!" on press row. The Washington Post's Gene Wang was displeased at my lack of decorum. But he broke the rim stopping the game!

There is zero video of it. It is my white whale.

06.03.2026 01:51 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"We think about it all the time. We plan for it,” President Donald Trump said of retaliatory attacks on U.S. soil by Iran. β€œBut yeah, you know, we expect some things. Like I said, some people will die. When you go to war, some people will die."

06.03.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A seriously worrying message for American Jews from Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth.

05.03.2026 23:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Jack Donaghy holding a pie chart of NBC programming priorities breakdown with a large portion "The Biggest Loser" and a second large portion, "Make it 1997 again through science or magic" and a tiny sliver called "everything else."

Jack Donaghy holding a pie chart of NBC programming priorities breakdown with a large portion "The Biggest Loser" and a second large portion, "Make it 1997 again through science or magic" and a tiny sliver called "everything else."

NBC, which started becoming the NBC from 30 Rock when they called their streaming service Peacock, seems committed to the Jack Donaghy 'make it 1997 again' strategy.

04.03.2026 01:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NBC leaning into nostalgia so hard with this.

04.03.2026 01:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Me, like an idiot, just smashing into Google 'f-18 better than f-15?' and somehow getting to an answer... nationalinterest.org/blog/buzz/f-...

04.03.2026 01:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œ[We're] facing a volatile security situation, on both sides of the border,” Gavito told CNN. β€œThis has the potential to undermine Iraqi sovereignty and essentially empower armed militias with no accountability and with little understanding of what it may set in motion.”

When you put it like that

03.03.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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@edsbs.bsky.social just saw world’s best car in person for first time. Beauty

27.02.2026 18:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Aaron Glenn confirms he will call Jets defense: 'Play calling is my superpower' Jets head coach Aaron Glenn confirmed that he will call the plays for the defense for the 2026 NFL season. "I’ll be honest with you, I missed being a play caller."

β€œI will be the play caller when it comes to the defense,” Aaron Glenn said today. "To me, play calling is my superpower, really."

Lotta interesting quotes in here from the Jets head coach, including on Woody Johnson and Glenn choosing Brian Duker over Wink Martindale for DC:

24.02.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To argue the American hockey victory shouldn't be 'partisan' is not unreasonable. However, Roenick's take falls apart as we all know how President Donald Trump operates. And he will be the one who makes the US hockey wins over Canada as a cudgel for his partisan political goals.

24.02.2026 17:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Infographic of Jeremy Roenick quote: β€œShame on everybody for not celebrating this,” Roenick said. β€œSports is not supposed to be political. It’s supposed to unite the country. We’re all supposed to get together and believe in one thing. I think 99% of Americans on social media was loving it. 

β€œAnd then you turn around and see the politicization of the sport, and it’s just not right,” he continued. β€œThe hypocrites are coming out in droves and it’s unfortunate we can’t take the greatest moments in sports and all celebrate it. It’s a real shame.”

Infographic of Jeremy Roenick quote: β€œShame on everybody for not celebrating this,” Roenick said. β€œSports is not supposed to be political. It’s supposed to unite the country. We’re all supposed to get together and believe in one thing. I think 99% of Americans on social media was loving it. β€œAnd then you turn around and see the politicization of the sport, and it’s just not right,” he continued. β€œThe hypocrites are coming out in droves and it’s unfortunate we can’t take the greatest moments in sports and all celebrate it. It’s a real shame.”

Big issue with 'discourse' in sports, politics, etc. is that people don't use the right words for what they're trying to express. Roenick doesn't like the partisan nature of this. Fine. But to call the Olympics 'not political' is absurd because the event is inherently political.

24.02.2026 17:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

By my math, Everton took an average of 47.9 seconds to restart play on 10 corners, Jordan Pickford took an average of 36 seconds on seven goal kicks, and the Blues took an average of 16.55 seconds on 22 throw-ins. Bleak.

23.02.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Darryl Strawberry says Pete Alonso will 'regret' leaving Mets for Orioles Darryl Strawberry believes that Pete Alonso will come to "regret" leaving the Mets for the Orioles this offseason: "I just don’t leave New York to go to Baltimore."

β€œI just don’t leave New York to go to Baltimore,” Darryl Strawberry said of Pete Alonso leaving the Mets for the Orioles. β€œDon’t get me wrong, I am not getting on Baltimore. But I am saying, this is New York, come on. Baltimore is a good place, but it’s not New York.”

23.02.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Arsenal win the North London Derby, and New York City is getting a first family next fall.

23.02.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love how the line β€œusers will skim AI summaries” is a tell for this. Even after the information is synthesized to a summary, you still have people not even reading the entire thing. Great stuff, fella.

23.02.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Over on YES, Michael Kay just started to call a home run by Ali Sanchez that was actually a replay of the home run Spencer Jones just hit a few moments earlier.

More context: Jones is gigantic and a left-hander, Sanchez is not big and right-handed. Ooof.

21.02.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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First Mets spring training game of the season, first Gary, Keith, and Ron game of the season on SNY! The gang is on location in Port St. Lucie for Year 21.

21.02.2026 18:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yea, I watched, which is a weird thing to ask because our interaction began with you quoting my post of a screenshot I took of the MASN broadcast, which I watched while writing about the game. I think you’ve not understood my points here, so, I think it’s best to just disengage for now.

21.02.2026 05:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Super, duper really lame.

20.02.2026 23:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I just don't understand a willingness to call this product going from woefully inadequate to simply meh as a substantive success for fans. I don't think MASN has earned an ounce of praise for coming closer to what should be seen as standard, floor requirements for the industry.

20.02.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

This argument exemplifies the attitude from some O's fans that I think is worthy of criticism: This thing could get worse so better not push for better than just ok enough.

20.02.2026 22:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I am saying you shouldn't accept that this is a choice the team/MASN have to make. Them saying these are the two options is crap, and I think Orioles fans have been too accepting of a lot of crap from both ownership groups for the past near 30 years of small market 'poor us' BS.

20.02.2026 22:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, MASN actually broadcasting games is good. But I think you should care because it is a worse product with remote announcers. (An issue today came up during the Albernaz interview, even.) To me, it just shows things aren't up to snuff, and in a billion-dollar league, they should be better.

20.02.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0