It's OK the elevator breaks down once a month

It's nice having the window open but it still brings up the decades old question of how do we have siren after siren driving up and down the same streets all day everyday

There's no possible way there are that many people in actual distress calling 911

I went swimming in the Atlantic Ocean and the Pacific Ocean on the same day

I delivered plants and flowers to Ozzy Osbourne before a concert in Michigan in the 90's

I get penalized by the automated system since people don't work at Grub Hub anymore and as usual my ability to make money depends on someone else doing their jobs which they don't or can't

Taking my bike apart to carry it up the stairs while my heart pounds in my ears

Sure it's an American Express commercial, but the bicycle joy exhibited by comedian Wanda Sykes and basketball legend Shaquille O'Neill looks pretty real. Plus, it's a two-for-one Bicycle Birthday!

#BicycleBirthday Shaq (March 6) and Wanda (March 7)

So he empathizes with Tammy Duckworth even though he criticized her for not standing up during one of his lying rambling speeches?

Screenshot of an X post by Acyn quoting Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt saying the president had a “feeling, again, based on fact,” that Iran was going to strike the United States. Below is a TV still of Leavitt speaking at a White House press briefing podium, with a news banner reading “BREAKING NEWS.”

We bombed a girls’ school and killed 175 kids based on his feelings?!

Oh snapppp!

Rev. Dr. Jamal Bryant at the memorial service for Rev. Jesse Jackson:

"The service wouldn't have been this long if were able to go to the Capitol, but the Capitol is now only reserved for pedophiles and podcasters."

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Psychology says people who grew up needing to solve problems on their own often develop these 11 independence patterns others mistake for distance I didn’t realize I was doing it until a friend pointed it out. She’d offered to help me move a bookshelf—a simple thing—and I’d already done it by the time she got there. “You never let anyone help yo...

Totally me but moving alot you lose friends and even one suburb to another means a different school different neighbors no one will actually offer help if they don't know you

www.bolde.com/psychology-s...

Personally I like good songs that didn't chart high but Suedehead made it number 5 in the U.K. and one of my faves

Coming To America Rev clip 1988 YouTube video by ZooKeypher

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I like it but every band or singer has that one song

OMG pedophiles and podcasters

Sometimes the most popular songs become the worst

How Soon Is Now is overrated

Jason Van Dyke served 3 yrs for shooting Laquan McDonald 16 times

Don't worry if your basement floods again the city will resume street sweeping next month so those sewer grates clogged with leaves paper and plastic might be cleared by then

Luckily it's not going to be 12° tomorrow and freeze

lol

Remember please don't flush your toilet take a shower do laundry etc so as to not over burden the sewer system from millions of gallons of parking lot roof and street run off as we get an inch of rain in 45 minutes

Trump's going to bomb Columbia now

It's so nice Trump is having a moment of prayer for Jesse Jackson

Fog

I've been 38 for over 20 years

a cartoon character stands at a podium with the words they took our jobs ALT: a cartoon character stands at a podium with the words they took our jobs

But thousands of illegals are gone so all those guys crying about job stealing should be applying for those jobs

Kamala joining the group though not naming him directly

OK it can carry 6 people plus essentials when a hurricane hits your city and your bike can't you need it to escape or die in it

a man in a suit stands at a podium and says look at my african american over here ALT: a man in a suit stands at a podium and says look at my african american over here

Al Sharpton about to get a 15 page truth social rant

Biden got me misty for a second

No one is talking about human decency understanding or compassion anymore

He had a mailbox replica of his house that kept getting stolen and was really one of the only people in Bloomfield Hills that was allowed to build a wall and gate his property

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You mean the whole Pagan thing of praying to the rising Sun and 100 virgins after death

Seems like Trump and his buddies would like the promise of 100 virgins especially since the legal age of marriage in Iran is 13 for girls