been tamping down a lot of guttural screams lately. gonna need to go find an open field or some woods and really let it rip
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been tamping down a lot of guttural screams lately. gonna need to go find an open field or some woods and really let it rip
Slay the Spire 2 is gonna end up getting its hooks in me, isn’t it
sewer socialists rise up
lol, lmao, and other similar sentiments
Meme that says “all dogs go to heaven, except for those class traitors in the paw patrol”
[Kyle Schwarber hits a home run]: I love the American man Kyle Schwarber. He is shaped like a fire hydrant and does bad things to baseballs.
[the camera cuts to a crowd of Arizonans hooting and/or hollering]: Death To The American Swine
Running for Congress on a platform of sneaking into Polymarket HQ and unplugging all their stuff. Overflow crowds at a local Knights of Columbus hall roar with delight as I promise to pour Florida's Natural Grapefruit Juice (with pulp) into the USB-C port of every computer in the damn place.
It has now been several days since radio host Dan O'Donnell posted on X advocating for the assassination of a Democratic leader. His employer, @iheartmedia.bsky.social, has been silent in the wake of his vile statement.
under the jail would be a fate too kind for hegseth. manufacturing misery for misery’s sake and gleefully enabling the killing of innocents.
Nice of him to make it clear who ought to bear legal responsibility for everything that happens.
This is the exact same Guy you could find 2,000 years ago as a Roman senator gleefully listing the number of Germani slain and sold into slavery, 900 years ago exulting in the sack of Jerusalem, or 100 years ago celebrating 500 yards taken on the Western Front. Timeless chickenhawk scum.
Alt text is important for accessibility but what we don’t talk about as much is that it’s also a great opportunity for joke density
Teens in households making under $75K are more likely to use chatbots for help with all or most schoolwork % of U.S. teens ages 13 to 17 who say they do all or most of their schoolwork with the help of AI chatbots U.S. teens — 10 Household income <$30,000 — 20 $30K–$74,999 — 15 $75,000+ — 7 Note: Those who did not answer or gave other responses are not shown. Source: Survey conducted Sept. 25–Oct. 9, 2025. “How Teens Use and View AI” PEW RESEARCH CENTER
According to PEW, teens in households making under $75K are more likely to use chatbots for help with all or most schoolwork. I read a comment on another platform that said this is amazing news because we are "finally going to close the achievement gap." That is not how I would interpret this data.
yes and thank you for the excuse to share one of my all-time favorite tweets (from @longwall26.bsky.social)
welcome to the WarnerParamount+ app, your home for every movie kathryn bigelow can pitch to the DoD. i'm your AI help bot, basedy. i'm not one of those woke chatbots. you wanna watch the sopranos again? i have a version that adjusted the volume level so the homophobia is louder than the rest
the real question is
how can the nationals best serve the lord
I’m actually not sure we can come back from “prediction markets for war crimes”, as a society. I think this might be it for us.
Nope. We don't have to do this. The courageous act would be to refuse. Jingoist slop like this is an enormous factor in why the US has been terrorizing the world for decades. There are no heroes bombing Iran.
I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom
scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe?
AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe
retire you dusty old bitch
i was 11 years old on 9/11. i've spent pretty much the entirety of the life that i can remember living under the fallout of that. i hate it.
other people can make inroads and find common ground with regretful trump voters, in my personal capacity as a private citizen i am committed to hating those dumb motherfuckers for the rest of my life
And amazing that this is the guy who once twote this
Not to be a bitch but after watching this video I have concluded this bird seems dumb as hell. Don’t dig around in your own torso, pull out one of your own feathers, drop it, and then look at ME like “What happened.” Like do we NEED a tall duck?
Ellen popped up in a YouTube reel on my friend’s phone the other day and my friend did not believe me when I said “Wait, I know them!”
it's 2016: north carolina introduces a bill to ban trans people from using bathrooms safely. there's a national outcry; companies withdraw business up to and including the NCAA cancelling a publicized game. the bill fails.
it's 2026: kansas passes a law nullifying trans people's licenses. crickets.
refusing to greet my coworkers by their first names and instead using:
- boss
- big dog
- slime
this has a one hundred percent hit rate so far
Me and the lads in the Heliopic Brotherhood of Ra are staging a heist to steal this. And yep, we're gonna smoke it.
