Patrick Nanosauromo

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with.

this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.

Would this be incest or masturbation?

Ever get one of those opponents who you feel a little bad about curb stomping?

Just saw a trailer for a new biopic of Michael Jackson. I wonder how this hagiography will address the fact that he almost definitely molested a bunch of kids.

Some people are just fucking stupid, I don’t know what else to tell you.

Healthy Food Cinema

Hells yeah.

We’ve had teetotaler presidents for the last 9 years, and I think that explains a lot.

Gnome?

Historic is a dumb format.

Gagic the Mathering

This reminds me, I’m overdue for a complete LOST rewatch.

I was just wondering about this.

Burbank has a weirdly high concentration of gun stores.

Hey @mtgarena.com thanks for releasing an update today that makes the game lag so much it's practically unplayable. You're saving me a bunch of time.

AI guys who think the AI likes them are more pathetic than the guys who think the strippers like them.

These people are psychotic.

This is an inappropriate reaction to a Thursday.

This sounds fun.

Everything worked fine a decade ago and then the fucking computer people had to ruin it. Programmers, I swear.

(This is why I quit being a moderator; I didn't want to comply with their new "band your head against a wall 50 times" policy.)

It's funny how literally every single person who is a moderator on Reddit is completely fucking stupid.

Mr. Babycakes

This keeps happening to me.

My goal for Magic is to become world champion and then stop. I want the final of the world championship tournament to be the last game of Magic Cards I ever play.

Rod Serling

There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys

They’re too stupid to see it.