Matt Burnett

This photo made me smile immensely. Borderline grinning over here!

Missing the era of radio edit versions of rap music where they would either censor the swears with a lady saying “Radio Edit” or drop in the bonk sound you heard when Fred Flintstone got hit in the head.

People are always like what’s something you miss from the past and one of mine is antitrust laws

Implies the existence of a Lifegiving Nightshade. Though they could have called that "Dayshade" and left Nightshade without the superlative.

Pretty sure I gave this like 4 stars when it came out on my high school public access news show. Whoops!

In high school, a kid I knew got accused of tagging a bunch of lockers with a marker. He didn’t do it, but they were able to pin in on him because he laughed too hard when they asked him if he thought writing “Anal Hammer” on school property was funny.

Me and all my 10 year old friends from 1993 are going nuts for this.

Going to move into a cave during the Star Trek spoiler season.

When I was a kid, we used to drink out of the hose. But then my friend Brian got bit by a snake that was hiding in the hose. When the water turned on, it shot out like a rocket, fangs first. Which means it either backed itself into the hose, or it came up through the pipes. Pretty fucked up.

To be fair, every movie does end the same way now - with a scrolling list of people who worked on it. Switch it up sometimes! Put them back at the beginning! Drop them into the middle of the second act!

Fuck you, Chuck! Meet the moment!

That's a real pecker head right there. A WOODY WOODpecker Head!

Flubheads going absolutely nuts right now

Using > instead of D for the head is something I have never encountered before. TOO POINTY, IMO!!!

More like get OUT the robot, Shinji, because you’re have too much fun in there!

It happened TWICE.

Wish I could have believably threatened to invade a country when we lost an Emmy to Robot Chicken.

We’re hootin’ and holler in’, high fiving each other. “Bryan got ‘em again!” someone just yelled.

Zoids watching ass

You can claim any treats you buy and bring home to your partner, like an 80/20 Coke/Cherry Slurpee, and deduct those, though.

We gotta make sure these people aren’t laundering these purchases through their partners and children as Christmas gifts, with money and a direct website link provided by the receiver.

When I was co-running 2 TV shows, I bought three 1/6 scale Hot Toys figures, and I should have been held responsible for that.

If that is your only Lego purchase for the year, fine, but if you are also buying the UCS Star Wars sets, you should be in a higher bracket.

We should tax billionaires, yes, but we should also find out who exactly is buying the $650 Pokémon Lego and tax them, too.

Yuck!

Ha Ha You Clowns but it’s Stellan Skarsgård and his sons.

My kids are watching the finale of the original Avatar: The Last Airbender, and it’s really funny that, to show Azula has gone off the deep end, she gives herself shorter bangs.

What a truly bad time we are all having!