Adam Seybold (C-Bold)

Down by the bay, where the plural monsters grow…

The real Bay of Pigs is the friends we made along the way

The Pittsburgh Penguins are led by the captain and general manager of team Canada and have no members of the US Men’s Olympic team on their roster if people are looking to adopt a new hockey team.

Easiest bet in the world

This is how AI leveraged people talk about AI

Dominik Hasek holding up the gold meal at Nagano in 1998

If you’re looking for a gold medal men’s hockey player that bashes Donald Trump all the time on social media and definitely wouldn’t party with Kash Patel, please allow me to introduce you to the greatest goaltender that ever played the game.

Stunning

The bar is lower than the earth’s core so the media will twist themselves into happy little knots trying to say what a good job he did

mass producing warehouse prisons is the platonic ideal of private equity

As a former western PAer do NOT get me started on Bob Nutting…

Foz Meadows: real talk, the most dangerously emotional people in the world are men so obsessed with being rational that they consistently mistake their own feelings for objective logic, on the basis that believing in rationality makes their feelings guided by rationality and thus infallible

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CAR TALK was a perfect radio show. Every two-buddies-talking-about-a-thing podcast is but a pale shade of what Click and Clack managed to do.

this metaphor hits the exact frequency in my brain

Pass it along, let's see your pfp in its full-sized glory

Hall of Famer. My favorite performance of his is Lonesome Dove.

Who Up Struggling They My?

I seek and desire Sappho translated from the ancient Greek by Bliss Carman I seek and desire, Even as the wind That travels the plain And stirs in the bloom Of the apple-tree. I wander through life, With the searching mind That is never at rest, Till I reach the shade Of my lover’s door.

NOT CARL

This is all due to the incredible resistance of the people of Minnesota.

Their resilience - and their determination - helped enforce the Constitution in a way that political elites in Congress and the courts did not or could not.

I have never been prouder to be a Minnesotan.

a cartoon character in a park with a frisbee in his hand ALT: a cartoon character in a park with a frisbee in his hand

when someone posts a new starter pack containing everyone you know but not you

What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it

And yet, somehow, the agent looks to be truly culpable here

A bad mirror and a single overhead light can really ruin my day

As a Black person who happens to be American I can honestly say this sounds like it’s not really a problem for me

don’t think my folks are in danger of losing any perceived coolness

its just so goddam frustrating living in a time where morons get to pretend theyre smart by asking “questions you arent allowed to ask” that actually have been asked and answered a million times. we are fighting battles that were settled generations ago. infuriating

You know I’m Canada down…

Macbeth: SHIT

Man City, man…Wow.