🥀Gaia🍃

putting together a vintage /oldschool edh pod :3

it’s sooo much fun playing against power 9 and still winning against time walk

you look gorgeous!!!

when u find someone who clicks and they open up to you in ways they don’t with anyone else, treasure those moments :3

i pulled two :3 traded one immediately for a scrubland

if magic ever did a crossover with family guy would birds of paradise be “Surfin’ Bird”?

just snorted monster by accident

i can now taste my brain

i am blitzed, open bsky and this is first thing i see

such a good day ty for ur service

i was once told i smell like estrogen and monster and uh yeah, it’s much more prevalent now

i had to stop because they were cutting off circulation to my thighs

tried sharing this to a friend and he shut me down >~<

i’m on so many….prolly identify most with the one who insists she doesn’t pass

not me having dysphoria over my stupid young face

be fops
unreadable and hot
and steal ppls food

>~> i usually don’t like talking about it…

i still need like 3 stickers and a gajillion matches

yeah i’ll be on prog like a week and be like why boob hurt and then i’ll get lazy and stop taking it

stopped boofing it, im five years in plus some base stats and they’re stillll going

mutual keeps going on about how well the two of us would get along and yet i’m pretty sure she doesn’t like me other than finding it cool i like art from a friend of hers

weighing whether i should get home internet, would only do so in hopes of playing a game with some1 i like who won’t otherwise give me the time of day. but me being the hopeless lesbian i am, would probably try to make myself available for an invite from a mutual anyway… but also, too much work lol

have also been choking at home after i tried to do a flip on the couch and landed wrong. no one believed me and i had to force my airway open myself

what the fuck…
yeah that was after my time, we had tornado drills which… i go into full “we need to drive far away right fucking now” mode any time there’s a hint of a tornado cuz there, it could’ve been real and often u were kinda just fucked

i get a few of those

also recently remembered the time i was locked in a freezer and was like oh i thought it was cool bc i was an arctic fox i didnt ever process i could’ve died

Omg so relatable
even just their low beams are unbearable

i’m a fox

browsing reddit and cringing any time i see a comment get good feedback that’s very obviously fed into a chatbot

like come onnnnn that’s so gross

i wanna get a sandbag that i just take outta my car on occasion and just unload energy onto :3

whoaaaaaaaa

it’s way more fun to message ur friends and ask hey this woman i like said me topless pics do u think she likes me or is just being nice and then ur friend also doesn’t know

hallucination machine is an apt descriptor

chatgpt makes me want to punch a wall it’s SO DUMB