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SIX SUSPENSIONS on 4 Threads accounts in 13 DAYS (see pinned post). Seven overall. THE KING! 4/2/25 Suspended on FB & IG! F TrumpπŸ–•πŸ» F ElonπŸ–•πŸ» F PutinπŸ–•πŸ» F ZuckπŸ–•πŸ» Slava Ukraini πŸ’™πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ’› Come for the politics, stay for the birds & Sunday brunch Crazyface Stan account

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a woman says " are you faithful to me " to a man ALT: a woman says " are you faithful to me " to a man

It's like when his current wife would find out he was cheating on her. Not that it ever happened before.

06.03.2026 16:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with blonde hair is making a funny face while standing next to another man . ALT: a man with blonde hair is making a funny face while standing next to another man .

Pete Hegseth, when the cameras turn on for a press conference.

06.03.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

"No, I'm really going to say it, watch me. I know it doesn't make sense but they'll never know. I'll say it with a smile too."

06.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard wearing a hooded jacket is sitting next to a r2d2 robot ALT: a man with a beard wearing a hooded jacket is sitting next to a r2d2 robot

"No they're not."

06.03.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He's about to declare war on Maher. 🀣

06.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Always has, always will. Cheating muthafukka.

06.03.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Like invade Cuba? When the WORST shit in Epstein files get out about him, that's next.

06.03.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This FUCK really thinks he's Emperor of the World.

"I'll tell you who the next Senator of Texas will be. I'll tell you who is acceptable as the new Leader of Iran."

Iran, just tell him he can build his fucking Trump Tower Teheran and end this war. That's all he REALLY wants.

06.03.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Lucy speaks for Billie. 🀣

06.03.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Woodstock is very detail oriented.
πŸ’›πŸ€πŸ’›

06.03.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Of course he is! He never took an economics class, daddy paid someone to take his tests.

He thinks lower interest rates fix EVERYTHING. He knows more than all the economists, you know. Believe him.

We're so screwed.

06.03.2026 14:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/john...

06.03.2026 14:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Time to fire the guy at the Bureau of Labor Statistics again.

06.03.2026 14:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, COVID was all Biden's fault, but this war is not trump's fault. 😑

06.03.2026 14:08 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Billie would like a word.

06.03.2026 14:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

But what about their blanket?

Is the blanket safe??? 🀣

06.03.2026 14:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Yo, anybody there?

Good morning, Happy Friday!

06.03.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They put boots on the ground and they're going to see some REAL protests.

06.03.2026 13:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘€πŸ‘‡πŸ»

06.03.2026 03:55 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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🀣

06.03.2026 13:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

😸 Happy #Caturday Eve!

06.03.2026 13:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ahem!

06.03.2026 13:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Wow, they REALLY can't bring any of these commercials back, right? 🀣

06.03.2026 04:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 04:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘€πŸ‘‡πŸ»

06.03.2026 03:55 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We're at war, can't have an election. That's where they'll go.

That's why when you say midterms are gonna be lit I'm thinking are we going to have them?

06.03.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man standing in front of a fireplace with the words not once not twice but thrice times ALT: a man standing in front of a fireplace with the words not once not twice but thrice times
06.03.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Right on trump

06.03.2026 01:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They'll be talking about the latest Caravan loading up from South America. 🀣

06.03.2026 01:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0