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Oh no! Should’ve put a hairdryer warning on it!

21.02.2026 02:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Just realized I could charge 200% more per contact mic if I called em “sound art transducers”

20.02.2026 21:19 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0
A view looking down on a table, featuring a bunch of kitchen cutlery atop a metal tin that has on its lid a number of soldered alligator clips and springs. It’s a noise session!

A view looking down on a table, featuring a bunch of kitchen cutlery atop a metal tin that has on its lid a number of soldered alligator clips and springs. It’s a noise session!

New cutlery session here: youtu.be/YPMxgWUamdg?...

19.02.2026 22:18 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I read this as “scabs”

19.02.2026 15:12 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

u can dance if u want to!

15.02.2026 00:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Something from Cody, now it’s for you.

14.02.2026 17:58 👍 20 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 0
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five alarm liar Schlogs and flops and scrapes and cholks and fokes and two lips in which to pursue (hairsuit)

A tribute to yesterday’s blister collection by way of mishandling hot glue
on.soundcloud.com/KVgD0i4LsyCg...

28.01.2026 21:07 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Greetings from California (part 3) Schlogs and flops and scrapes and cholks and fokes and two lips in which to pursue (hairsuit)

Apologies to Don Henley.
on.soundcloud.com/51vA86pi5zPs...

22.01.2026 23:23 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Is this also a 110-220 switching adapter?

22.01.2026 23:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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trite wheat Schlogs and flops and scrapes and cholks and fokes and two lips in which to pursue (hairsuit)

29 second remix of a 30 second track for a cassette compilation chock full of 29-30 second tracks that may or may not happen (but if it does let me know)

on.soundcloud.com/xN61450tMqeZ...

17.01.2026 02:26 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
A beach in Maine, photographed in early January. As a result of astronomical high tides, there is no ice on the beach whatsoever. The author implies that this is a metaphor we can adapt to these times.

A beach in Maine, photographed in early January. As a result of astronomical high tides, there is no ice on the beach whatsoever. The author implies that this is a metaphor we can adapt to these times.

An astronomical high tide washed away all the ICE. Insert metaphor and repeat.

11.01.2026 20:11 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Collage artist, word salad maestro, and soundmaker extraordinaire, id m theft able sent us a holiday greeting card featuring some of their finest handwriting, letterism, spontaneous sharpie marker goiter, and many toothy grin poems - too many to transcribe here - alluding to one walloping tome of a Xmas cheer oracle.

Collage artist, word salad maestro, and soundmaker extraordinaire, id m theft able sent us a holiday greeting card featuring some of their finest handwriting, letterism, spontaneous sharpie marker goiter, and many toothy grin poems - too many to transcribe here - alluding to one walloping tome of a Xmas cheer oracle.

This year’s holiday greeting card from id m theft able. More of these in my P.O. Box please!

03.01.2026 12:59 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Thanks! It’s all chance operation - my loops just happened to sync up with J’s visuals.

01.01.2026 12:03 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Glitch & sync with J. @elnadadordelsol.bsky.social

01.01.2026 02:19 👍 16 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0
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asemic synthesis (for Jim Leftwich), by J.Soliday 5 track album

Revisiting this release, by @cranksatori.bsky.social … a wonderful tribute to Jim Leftwich. cranksatori.bandcamp.com/album/asemic...

31.12.2025 20:44 👍 12 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
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350 Best Records of 2025 by Thurston Moore Best Records of 2025 – Thurston Moore

Thank you, Thurston!

substack.com/inbox/post/1...

30.12.2025 02:12 👍 16 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
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R>).)w@h Schlogs and flops and scrapes and cholks and fokes and two lips in which to pursue (hairsuit)

Uncertain assertions that have everything to do with jet lag: on.soundcloud.com/ul9zbVatjsXO...

28.12.2025 17:54 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Bonnes fêtes loop; snow and palmetto edition, with accompanying denial soundtrack

27.12.2025 13:52 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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Loop for everyone having to travel during the holidays.

25.12.2025 04:34 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

The Filterjam is pretty rad.

22.12.2025 17:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Late in the game discovering these fun free apps from Audio Thing. Moon Echo is a nifty collab with Hainbach. Volume up!

22.12.2025 13:09 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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reek room Schlogs and flops and scrapes and cholks and fokes and two lips in which to pursue (hairsuit)

Late night frottage with sandpaper and lint on.soundcloud.com/C0ClAoItpnUZ...

19.12.2025 09:56 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Crank Sturgeon stands next to his idol, Ludo Mich, following an evening of performances, poems, and, typified by the link, a fair amount of laughing.

Crank Sturgeon stands next to his idol, Ludo Mich, following an evening of performances, poems, and, typified by the link, a fair amount of laughing.

A trip to Antwerp. A duet with Ludo Mich!
Listen here: cranksturgeon.com/5Erp/STURMIC...

16.12.2025 14:23 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Surveillance footage captured an excerpt from this peculiar book talk. Paris, circa 2osomething.

12.12.2025 11:03 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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a hull in the know Schlogs and flops and scrapes and cholks and fokes and two lips in which to pursue (hairsuit)

Audio diary number something something, circa recently.

on.soundcloud.com/51RgT28YOzzL...

01.12.2025 18:07 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Eyeball fishing captured. Leipzig.

26.11.2025 07:25 👍 16 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
Glepid Totters
Glepid Totters YouTube video by Crank Sturgeon

And the results from our approval ratings! youtu.be/0dri1CoXZcY?...

19.11.2025 21:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Fishing, pending your approval, circa who knows.

17.11.2025 21:20 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Photo of the book, Monstres Marins, a small publication produced by the Bibliothèque nationale de France, courtesy of the Ministère de la Culture. The booklet features wonderful prints from 14th - 17th depictions of sea monsters.

Photo of the book, Monstres Marins, a small publication produced by the Bibliothèque nationale de France, courtesy of the Ministère de la Culture. The booklet features wonderful prints from 14th - 17th depictions of sea monsters.

Finally found a personalized guidebook

14.11.2025 21:19 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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ÇÇÇÇÇ YouTube video by Crank Sturgeon

Soar eyes and sigh oars: youtu.be/hG1IVVyNeuU?...

11.11.2025 15:33 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0