Spain

this user wants to lay down in a field of flowers for a bit

Alternate take of “Oh, Pretty Woman” where Roy Orbison says “Bullshit” instead of “Mercy”

episode 041

Sign on door prohibiting immigration enforcement on private property

Shelf filled with goggles and whistles

This is Minneapolis:

Walk into my neighborhood ACE last night & see the signage on their door notifying fed agents that it’s private property and cannot be used for immigration enforcement. These signs are all over the city.

Walk in & the nearest shelf has goggles & whistles.

join me in never thinking about Eric Adams ever again unless he is rampaging through my apartment like an angry bear

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

Got a thing for Xmas

I got through it.

And Tiny Sim, who DID die

Baseball - probably fine?
Vibes - v v bad

The worst person you knew in a hobby circles inevitably becomes the person who sells equipment for the hobby because it’s the only way anyone will interact with them.

"Wife missing a shoe? Hemorrhoids treated here."

This sign raises more questions than it answers

Could be worse.

This is not “let people enjoy things” this is “why does the internet turn people into preteens at a slumber party”

You guys don’t have to share your little lists you made of pies. You don’t have to eat dessert you don’t like.

Me talking to my cat: I love you mister boy mwah mwah mwah

Me talking to other people about my cat: I call him Doctor Shithead because he's such an asshole

Having grown up there I agree and I hate that this whole vibe reflects expectations of the city to this day.

I mean going “Ha! Ha ha ha!!! Heh. Ugh we’re fucked, aren’t we?” has been the default response to a lot of things over the last 8 years

Ellis: "Requiring the government to comply with its obligations under the Constitution, in particular the Fourth Amendment, is simply not a harm."

Congratulations this is awesome!

Oreo Just Dropped 6 New Thanksgiving-Themed Flavors — Including Turkey & Gravy “God this sounds disgusting. I wanna try them,” commented one Oreo fan.

“Every day we stray further from god’s light” being replaced by “lol watch me dive into this void lmao”

www.today.com/food/holiday...

Haha! Baseball is hell.

I think if you play baseball on Halloween you should have to play in a costume

I personally avoid early voting because I love my regular polling place BUT LOOK AT THIS THING

Realtalk I was thinking of building this. Just a webcam pointed at the bottom of a dice tower and a conveyor belt constantly feeding dice into it. Maybe some machine learning to read the dice and blacking out the feed until a button is pushed so you can’t fudge rolls.

I support this idea because it's already how I treat these things and get furious that no one else does.