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@prog-r0k

Sentient ice cream cone. Amateur law understander. Introvert. I like the 'idea' of other people. Named after Buster Scruggs' horse. Non-tribal AEW fan I'm having difficulties imagining Sisyphus happy Ice cream is a feeling

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You're in my neighborhood, lol

13.03.2026 23:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I paid $3.49 (10ยข member discount) today in upstate NY

13.03.2026 23:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
13.03.2026 22:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wherever there is danger he'll be there

13.03.2026 22:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"

13.03.2026 21:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pretty sure he thinks cell phones are how the Hollywood Wackers are trying to track him

13.03.2026 21:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good

13.03.2026 21:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, it helps that his character is completely disconnected from reality, but that's why everybody loves that Danhausen!

13.03.2026 21:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So... because he didn't sell real drugs to the UC, he pled to stealing from the UC instead? Interesting.

13.03.2026 21:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was a masterclass, honestly - he played bombing his debut as a joke, insisted he got an amazing reaction, and moved on.

13.03.2026 21:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He felt seen ๐Ÿคฃ

13.03.2026 20:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's a violation of a contract! ๐Ÿ˜‚

But seriously, if there's no actual drugs in the transaction...would it count as attempting to sell counterfeit illegal drugs?

But embezzlement?

13.03.2026 20:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Heritage Foundation has a white supremacist problem

13.03.2026 14:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sovereign citizen bullshit

13.03.2026 07:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sovereign citizen bullshit

13.03.2026 07:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Li'l Sebastian has been reincarnated!

13.03.2026 06:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pet Peeve - people who make sure to announce their name and then leave a pause while calling me via inter-office phone.

We have caller id. Unless you announce a different name and sound completely different...MY PHONE TELLS ME WHO YOU ARE ๐Ÿคช

13.03.2026 06:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Clearly AI slop ๐Ÿ˜›

13.03.2026 04:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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tony the tiger is standing in front of a chain link fence with a bunch of people behind him . ALT: tony the tiger is standing in front of a chain link fence with a bunch of people behind him .
12.03.2026 22:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/prog...

12.03.2026 21:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My friends and I would constantly quote the "you're confused, he's confused you, it's very confusing" bit and get blank stares, lol

12.03.2026 05:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I misread....at least I got the 88 page shitshow on Courtlistener. The 127 pages of BS aren't cooperating, and I ain't paying $10 for regurgitated Riddle, lmao

12.03.2026 05:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How's that gonna work when it inevitably gets transferred and then summarily dismissed?

12.03.2026 05:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Second beer of the night is Prison City's Riot Down Undah. Uses hops from Australia and New Zealand.

It's pretty good.

12.03.2026 05:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just watched for Pauley Perrette

12.03.2026 04:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I really wish Justin's AI would break up with him

12.03.2026 04:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Clearly you're having a hallucination. Next you'll say there was also a second sequel with Jack Black in it ๐Ÿ˜›

12.03.2026 04:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

That's clearly AI slop. Everyone knows there aren't any sequels to the Neverending Story

12.03.2026 04:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I didn't think it was obscure, but no one seems to remember it, lol

12.03.2026 04:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you see this, post a rabbit

12.03.2026 04:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0