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Yelling Jolteon

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Just a Jolteon yelling at people. He/him

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We don’t need talkers right now. We need fighters.

And no matter how many times they knock me down, I’ll get back up and fight with you. Every. Single. Time.

07.03.2026 22:06 👍 6882 🔁 1441 💬 110 📌 77

Drop a gif you can hear

08.03.2026 04:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It doesn't force any therapy because minorities can't afford therapy, silly.

08.03.2026 01:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it is very important that every single Republican politician should be constantly insulted & told to eat shit for the rest of their lives as often as possible.

conservative ghouls do not deserve civility. they deserve to be insulted & publicly humiliated for daring to go outside.

07.03.2026 04:28 👍 104 🔁 24 💬 1 📌 1

If you see this, post a character that starts with the letter O

Orion

07.03.2026 04:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I cannot convey how insane it is that over 50% of independents want to abolish a branch of federal law enforcement. That's just not a thing Americans think.

07.03.2026 03:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Somehow this will end with Iran taking over the United States.

07.03.2026 03:09 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

This is how they become helpless. This is why I don't accept the defense that they're the minority. Every time they get an ounce of leverage they piss it away and then shrug their shoulders and say they have no leverage.

07.03.2026 03:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Even from an amoral point of view, this is a good time to get concessions from Trump if you're the Democrats. He's out way over his skis on this. If you had anything you wanted from him, you could hold the war powers vote hostage until you get it, even if it's something stupid.

07.03.2026 03:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Genuinely what was she right about? Yeah, we'd be better off if she won but she lost in part because she misread the appeal of her opposition.

07.03.2026 01:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Basically Biden was one of those people and now look where we are.

07.03.2026 01:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah, sure we can make actors look like hyper realistic animals or orcs or ten foot tall blue aliens who fuck with their tails, but Bill Clinton was just outside the technological scope.

07.03.2026 01:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I find that... Hard to believe.

07.03.2026 01:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think Hegseth is the most embarrassing person in any leadership position anywhere in the world, a 13-year-old boy pretending to be a man. On 60 Minutes:

“The only ones that need to be worried right now are Iranians who think they're going to live.”

06.03.2026 23:56 👍 428 🔁 93 💬 22 📌 17

I'm more saying that these generals are clearly good to carry out illegal orders than that the two actions are equivalent. One is orders of magnitude worse, but given how the military has behaved during this administration I am not filled with confidence in their good sense or restraint.

06.03.2026 18:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Right, I understand this and you understand this but my worry is on hinging avoidance of nuclear armageddon on generals refusing to follow presidential orders. I would like to think that any of them would know that nuking Iran is insane, but they should also know that bombing Iran is insane.

06.03.2026 18:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

This will either give you heinous shits or be one of the top five meals of your life. No in-between.

06.03.2026 05:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I hate to say this, but I feel like nuking Iran is not off the table. We know Trump is horny for nukes and he's gotta be feeling extremely disrespected and emasculated right now. He might try to compensate.

06.03.2026 03:40 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Militant fundamentalists - You need us to protect you from bloodthirsty America.

America, bloodthirsty - Yeah, bet.

06.03.2026 03:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Plus our military leadership has been hollowed out and there has clearly been zero planning.

05.03.2026 23:29 👍 126 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

Women: We live in a constant state of vigilance because men pose a constant threat to us, here are literally millions of corroborating stories.

Men: What a scary time for men this is.

05.03.2026 15:08 👍 3267 🔁 676 💬 34 📌 16

Some humans are more equal than others.

05.03.2026 16:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A leftwing echo chamber can cause you to think the labor theory of value is more commonly accepted than it really is and a right wing echo chamber loads a new violent bigotry directly into your brain every three months.

Two sides of the same coin, really.

05.03.2026 16:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That's probably why tech bros push AI so hard. So they can tell men who they hate and what they want instead of allowing those men to craft their own unique desires.

05.03.2026 15:55 👍 30 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

It's not good for men to never dream.

05.03.2026 15:51 👍 43 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0

I feel like everyone forgets that Elon aggressively tried to avoid buying Twitter but was forced to because he signed a binding contract with people very incentivized to enforce it. Buying Twitter wasn't a masterful political gambit for world control. It was a mistake. He's an upfailing dipshit.

05.03.2026 14:35 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What a horrifying sentence.

05.03.2026 14:19 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If it's such a hardship, just sell the extra house that you have so you can extort money from people by threatening to throw them out onto the street. Seems like an easy problem to solve.

05.03.2026 13:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I love games and so many of the people who make them. It was an honor to accept the award on behalf of the team and a privilege to be able to speak to what I believe in. ♥️

05.03.2026 06:08 👍 9670 🔁 1756 💬 88 📌 17

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

05.03.2026 05:17 👍 17393 🔁 5762 💬 128 📌 102