Andrew Mearns

close :(

flipped to the DR game at just the right time, this was great

it can literally be his college orientation icebreaker

good job making it in and out, Past Eric

the bombardment of Zachary Levi will be the end of me

Juan Soto is a DH and still worth $765 million

Dusty's powers know no bounds

DBJ with green hair

that's right

YER GOIN' DOWN, DBJ

Police body cam footage shows DOGE knew Institute of Peace was private property during raid Footage obtained by The Handbasket’s lawsuit shows a hostile takeover on March 17, 2025.

SCOOP — Body camera footage obtained as a result of my lawsuit against the DC Metropolitan PD confirms DOGE and the Trump administration openly admitted they were entering private property when they raided the building on March 17, 2025. That didn't stop MPD from breaking down the doors.

My report:

STILL UP, ready to pick back up with Panama vs. Cuba

Baelor Breakspear will take Ser Dunkin’s side

that’s right Baelor, it’s why he’d have been a great king.
Westeros runs on Dunkin’ baby

I like that Chalamet’s at the WBC for… reasons

well he took that momentum as far as he could I suppose

helluva comeback by Hao-Chun Cheng there to keep Japan off the board after the Ohtani first-pitch missile double

YEAH I'M UP AT 5AM TO WATCH TAIWAN VS. JAPAN
YEAH I'VE HAD A BUNCH OF COFFEE ALREADY
WHAT OF IT

hello again to the DOC ads and my CALL AN AMBULANCE memories

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

the K in James K. Polk stands for knucklehead (charitably)

BAZZANA

Bingo.

I keep doing double-takes at whatever crazy shit is being advertised

HBO shows of any era

I always thought that it was a little odd that Nilsson was pretty good but it took a lonnnnng time before any other Aussie hitter got an extended look in the majors

she'll be right, she'll be right

by doing something so grotesque they won't show it on TV, he ensured there'd be no visual contradiction of his claims. this has been a consistent broken element of U.S. media for a very long time

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

It is going to rock so much when they bring him into a big game and he gets to just melt down in a big moment for old time's sake.

oh hell yeah, Peter Mullan’s gonna be so good in this role. I can hear the voice already.

There's been a lot of debate within the Democratic establishment about what rhetoric to use via ICE.

Well, an incumbent doesn't lose by 48 percentage points very often—and her vote on collaborating with ICE was the defining issue here.