Nick S

clarifying to my in-laws when I can’t tell them what the weather will be this weekend that i said i was a meaty urologist.

Since this is a senate race, I'm gonna give most people something of a pass, but man, you gotta stop expending energy caring about elections in places you have no connection to. People there will have very different motivations/thoughts than you! (and they might elect dumbasses!)

Just as hurtful as the first time I heard it

I figure a broad-based Chinese SNP500-type bet is just a bet on their economy and the willingness to do whatever it takes to keep number going up. And being an authoritarian run state if there are needed reforms I think they’ll just order it done, as opposed to democracies

WTAF

say it with your name attached, bro

Not even one! Good luck

I figure just invest in China and India for the next 100 years

Garden of Feline Delights

Scuse me dats mine

Never, EVER, expect journalists to be able to report on math

SEE???

www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...

The Holey Roman Empire

This rain? Yep, needed

YOU ASKED FOR THIS!

Downfall. Kristi Noem Edition:

'Scientifically not a good idea,' says researcher whose work informed B.C.'s daylight-time decision | CBC News Scientists who study sleep are warning B.C.'s decision to adopt permanent daylight time will disrupt sleep patterns and have a negative effect on overall health, especially for children, for whom adeq...

I’m linguistically telling you to shut the fuck up

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Great Wolf Lodge debuts Ranch Milkshake topped with carrots, celery and chicken nuggets A ranch milkshake with a bunch of toppings is coming to Great Wolf Lodge.

Great Wolf Lodge debuts Ranch Milkshake topped with carrots, celery and chicken nuggets

“Saturn Devouring His Son” Francisco Goya (c. 1820-1823)

I just assume it’s pronounced “Mar-Kwayne”

Why such a hang dog expression?

Literally this:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rent-se...

Sprawling investigation finds decades of sexual abuse among Catholic priests in Rhode Island A new report says Rhode Island Catholic clergy abused hundreds of children for decades, while church leaders minimized the scandal.

What’s the right amount of child abuse for people to finally quit the Catholic Church?

apnews.com/article/rhod...

Do both kitties want a carrot?

No

Low clouds in light blue. The bane of a temperature forecast.

Even though a lot of the east metro is sunny and in the low to mid 50s, the west metro is hazy/cloudy and in the upper 40s.

Good morning! Yes, this is he

AMEN. All my dollars won’t convince Mainers that Collins sucks

Just whatever you do, DO NOT donate to out of state races, you end up on every fricking dem contact list in the country. And your preferred person loses anyway.

Dang! I was at the AZ Renaissance festival over the weekend, we coulda hung out!

The perfect business name does not exis-