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Jaime Marcus Junius Brutus Christley

@rohmersimpson

probably gonna get something to eat

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Did you the miss sitewide freeleech

06.03.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wish someone would do Stephen Miller a favor.

06.03.2026 16:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Lalo Checks the Product | Better Call Saul (Tony Dalton)
Lalo Checks the Product | Better Call Saul (Tony Dalton) YouTube video by Crime City

"You got my cash? Then what are you doing up here with my stuff?"

06.03.2026 16:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Testing Bulletproof Vests the Salamanca Way | Breaking Bad
Testing Bulletproof Vests the Salamanca Way | Breaking Bad YouTube video by ABQ Aftermath

now, you give me the Salamanca bros, or Lalo, or Hector, those are treats.

06.03.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I just don't have the patience to relive all that Walter White / Skylar / Jesse / Jimmy / Kim / Howard / Chuck drama. It was compelling enough the first time. Now? nix, nix.

06.03.2026 16:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

been occasionally watching Breaking Bad/BCS clips and, while I'd never rewatch either show in full, picking and choosing scenes is considerably more fun

06.03.2026 16:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 1962 πŸ” 468 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 8

Went to the Bone Temple and they were worshipping your mom

06.03.2026 04:49 πŸ‘ 314 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1

No!!! but thanks

06.03.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the cat on the lower left is gonna kill that guy

06.03.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

dragged my ass across the finish line but hey! 6 consecutive QBABM is a personal record. (I didn't get KELOID last Saturday. Fake word!)

06.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

holy shitsnacks

06.03.2026 16:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

aha, one to go

06.03.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

2 words left on the bee, gotten by 56% and 58% of players. I'm feeling pretty stuck but I can't let it go, not with those numbers

06.03.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I'm hearing reports that "it was plucked off with just a little effort, like a gecko's tail"

06.03.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

she thrashed it about like when a dog is trying to break a squirrel or rabbit's neck

06.03.2026 15:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it must've been like when the Pale Man in PAN'S LABYRINTH eats the two fairies

06.03.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

she bit his dick clean off? wow! that explains a lot! I didn't know that President Donald J. Trump has been going around with a mangled dick stump all these years, on account of it being torn clean off his groin area, where it usually resides. he has no dick! it's gone.

06.03.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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important:

06.03.2026 14:30 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

lol

06.03.2026 14:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it won 8 Academy Awards, including Best Screenplay

06.03.2026 13:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

changed Siri to a male voice so I didn’t feel bad telling it to shut up all the time

04.03.2026 23:20 πŸ‘ 81 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2
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like cmon man

06.03.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

every one of these was taken before her or someone nearby's last second on earth

06.03.2026 13:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s always a quicker question

06.03.2026 09:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s no legitimate reason to add his contributions to any conversation in the year of our lord 2026. He’s laundry: washed up.

06.03.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not fond of that man

06.03.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Rahm Emanuel is the guy in the movie who wants to negotiate with the terrorists and ends up getting ripped apart by velociraptors, to great applause.

06.03.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0