Some days I feel like I’m doing a kickass job following in my father’s footsteps, and other days I straight up feel like Tommy Boy.
Some days I feel like I’m doing a kickass job following in my father’s footsteps, and other days I straight up feel like Tommy Boy.
hahahahahahaha
About to have the awkward conversation of: “We can’t afford to go away for our birthdays or 1yr anniversary because I have to drop $2-3k on a golf trip bachelor party.”
Emily and I have been showing each other our favorite movies. Last night she put on The Conjuring and tonight we’re watching The Departed.
I think we both have a thing for Vera Farmiga 👀
Two of my best friends just asked me to be a groomsman in their wedding and I couldn’t happier right now. Seriously might tear up 🥹
Giovanni Rana looking like Larry David on a pack of pasta.
I can’t believe Larry David sells pasta now.
Heavy snow band over Lyndhurst, NJ.
There’s been a heavy banding of snow that’s been sitting over Lyndhurst all morning and definitely driving up the totals.
My inner child is bursting with excitement.
12”+ so far and another 6-8” to go. So happy I went out and did a round of shoveling at 3am.
Still getting absolutely pummeled by snow.
Few shows offer me the level of comfort the way That 70’s Show does from start to finish.
“Idk, that’s a pretty sweet catchphrase”
- Jesus, probably 😂
Found my new catchphrase during sex.
Really hope this mattress breaks in nicely, because I already have more back pain after 1-2 nights than I did with my 10yr old one.
*Highly* tempted to get vanity plates that say LMBRKNG.
50% stoked USA beat Canada for the gold.
50% disappointed because this place doesn’t deserve to win jack shit.
Now it’s time for Waiting for Guffman.
Holy shit, I just realized I haven’t been in a whole ass decade. 2014-2016 then nothing.
I should change that this year…
Cooked to perfection for the birthday girl 🍾🎂🎉
Prep stages of some chicken cordon bleu topped with corn flakes.
Chicken Cordon Bleu time.
Tom, could you get me off the hook? For ol’ times sake?
What a perfect ending.
Finally watching the series finale of The Good Place all these years later.. and I’m an emotional wreck 🥺
Went and pulled the trigger on a Tempur-Pedic and coffee table yesterday, so you could say that Valentine’s/Presidents’ Day Weekend was a success.
“The fog is getting thicker.”
And now onto The Naked Gun.
Matching Valentine’s Day themed plates and mugs.
His & Hers 💘
“The fog is getting thicker.”
Literally me the other month 😂
Laura getting her birthday cake 🎂
Happy Birthday!! 🍾🎂🎉