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Sepsis survivor with CKD & disabilities. Neurodiverse. Studying with the OU and taking all things space and tech to young people through schools, clubs, etc. and stupid enough to let them loose on £20k worth of Astro gear for fun! Crazy. Just.Look.Up.UK!
It wouldn't surprise me if some billionaire tries to put up the funds for a redirection mission to YR4 so it does impact the moon and then get the crater named after themselves!
How OPERATION EPSTEIN FURY is going so far:
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Oh myyy! 😅
Lovely place and lovely opportunity. To the person worries about their dogs, UK quarantine isn't as bad as it used to be . . .
Oh for a kidney transplant.
Whoever hacked Jessie's To-Do list in the night, you are an evil, excellent human.
Oh and Canadian whiskey is just Beaver piss, which makes you wonder, after all I've heard that Canadian beavers are highly regarded.
That's a scurrilous lie. Irish whiskey is made from Leprechaun piss but "Bourbon" is made from the piss of imprisoned remnants of the French monarchy. "Rye" whiskey is a corruption after it is said you can hear the cries of "pourquoi" (French for "why") coming from the dungeons.
How I arrived on BlueSky from Twitter.
Don't worry Donald, you've got a long way to go to get as good as James Buchanan because at least he didn't have Netanyahu's hand up his ass to start unnecessary wars.
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I wish I could do three days a week from the Churchill hospital and have dialysis there . . .
"A Reform UK council deputy leader [Darren Grimes, Durham County Council] has been caught using a fake AI-generated photograph to stoke tensions over housing and migration, exposing the shameless tactics deployed by politicians willing to deceive their own constituents"
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These are the same Americans who think you need a passport to go to another state.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
I guess it depends how tech savvy you are. I would create USB Key with a bootable version of KNOPPIX which will allow you to image your laptop disk while not in use using gpartd which can image your entire pc to another storage device. I did this when upgrading my disk to a 2TB model.
Hmm. South Georgia? South Sandwich Islands? McMurdo Sound!!!!?
I do a fun talk with students on this and then do a practical game called "save the dinosaurs". The students are amazed to find out that "Planetary Defender" is a real job!
Mea culpa!
And in next week's @theonion.com news that Trump has offered asylum to Peter Mandelson and Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor.
I prefer "change a corporate slogan slightly to make it more accurate":
Tesco: Very Little Help
Ford: Everything we do is drivel
Pringles: Once you poop you can't stop
Peperami: Guess which bit is an animal
Andrex: Soft, strong, and doesn't last long.
Come on BlueSky, do your thing!
I would love to go into those churches with my wife and see if they notice my Apple Watch has a "Pride" strap. I'm not gay, I wear it because I'm not a closed minded bigot. Although I would probably use the word "Pharisee" to their faces and see if they get the reference.
Yeees. Get in. ICT reach the Scottish Challenge Cup final!!!
This is really interesting!
Is this Trump's version of the Trojan horse? A hospital ship staffed by Special Forces. I imagine the Danes will refuse access to territorial waters.
Didn't roughly the same words put the final nail in the coffin of Nixon's political career?
I get asked that a lot by pupils. My answer: Imagine you are made of Lego. You probably need over 1000000 bricks. Well we have found quite a few of those bricks but are still missing most of them, plus we have no building instructions. But we will never stop looking for more because we are curious.
Nice to see them grow the pair the Constitution says they are supposed to have
I wonder what Donald is trying to distract everyone from. . .
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That explains the local shortage of burn cream.