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oh my god OH MY GOD

four years ago, charlie met a great dane and she stood directly underneath him & then looked at me with this big goofy excited look on her face. i think about it constantly and my biggest regret in life is that i didn't get a photo of my weirdly-tiny-for-her-size pit/boxer underneath a great dane

NO BORDERS COLLECTIVE 36-12 34th Avenue (Astoria, NY) SOFT OPEN MARCH 7-8 MARCH 12-13 hours: thurs/fri: 3-9pm sat: 10am to 9pm sun: 10am to 7pm used books / local art / community grand opening march 14

see you this weekend!!!!!

hospital where i had my hysterectomy invited me to participate in a study about my menstrual cycle

having a very uniquely me problem today in that i reached in my backpack and realized a big bag of gumballs had spilled everywhere

sue bird w the chyron wanda sykes

thank you! i am embarking on a Project

wait @dumplingmenace.bsky.social do u know this

AEW ppv and oscars on the same night....why did televisions stop doing picture-in-picture

my fantasy basketball team has been doing much better since i changed its name to Peetroit Pisstons

charlie the dog laying on a walking pad

not entirely sure how a walking pad works

do any animal shelters want to hire me as their social media manager

has any animal shelter made a tiktok series riffing on Love Is Blind where people adopt cute dogs sight unseen

dog saw me pick up the lint roller and RAN over, sat in front of me, and excitedly tapdanced until i lintrolled her? ok

it’s not a day to be online, but a day to pick up tools and build the world you would rather see

GOOD MORNING! we're working on a lot of cool stuff for our residency—great selection of used books, new merch design, cute items by local artists, etc.—and would love to see you in the store when we open! would also love to fill the space with bookish events and cool workshops—get in touch!

oh thank god my best friend (matlock) is back

I understand the instinct to donate to orgs that are helping trans folks flee red states but let's not forget about the orgs that are still fighting for trans folks in red states.

read this in junior high? at a school where we shared a playground with the elementary school and one day the teachers sat us down and told us we had to stop chanting "kill the pig! cut her throat! spill her blood!" during recess because all the little kids were freaking out

v old copy of lord of the flies

found in my old bedroom!!! $1.25 😭

laura dern in enlightened pouring gasoline everywhere

good morning

does anyone know how i can play hot dog stand: the works

BDS calls for consumer [note: consumer, not artist] boycott of Spotify until the company meets demands to adopt an intersectional ethical programming, advertising, sponsorship, and partnership policy, and end all business with Partner Communications.

literally watching a dvd from the library rn

ok i know there has to be a queer romance book based on you've got mail. does anyone know what it is

had a dream that baz luhrmann made a moby dick movie and michelle obama got soooo mad at me for saying it was good. if anyone wants to analyze that

the Mountain Goats - The Young Thousands (Jordan Lake Sessions) YouTube video by the Mountain Goats

tied with about 20 others but this is the one i've listened to the most recently: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBjD...

i still love the snow but gotta admit i'm not a fan of the big piece of ice that fell from a building and landed a few inches in front of me. worried this is a final destination situation

there's a book that came out this year that i'm sure is fun but the description "A Spicy MM Romance Retelling of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" has been rattling around in my brain for months. i can't stop thinking about it. sometimes i whisper it to myself

movie poster for bounce w ben affleck and gwyneth paltrow

okay i've been threatening to join that trend of writing a queer romance novel based off a bad movie but.... what if.....