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@vocalderbyguy

Gen X snarky guy. Likes pro wrestling, roller derby, ttrpg, other peoples' cats, sci-fi, horror novels. Read Stephen King at WAAAYYY too early of an age (Firestarter)

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Also, you win today's Alt Text No-Prize.

07.03.2026 15:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That must be super hot water. Those men have SHRUNK!

07.03.2026 15:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So if Jade "attacks" Iyo in the leadup to WM, they could always do shot for shot with Toni/Mina/Marina. It would track on Toni's gimmick.

06.03.2026 18:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But who will Markwayne fuck on the plane?

06.03.2026 18:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Time for her to get the belt off Mercedes, precipitate a Mercedes face turn, and become a force all over TKTV.

06.03.2026 18:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump feels cool about that. Although Bondi probably knows where some bodies are buried. Her ouster may be difficult.

And Linda McMahon knows Don Jr. is really Vince's

06.03.2026 18:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

two words. Marco. Fucking. Rubio.

06.03.2026 12:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

and to everybody out there. READ THE ALT TEXT BECAUSE THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE

06.03.2026 00:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seems like your brow is deeply furrowed. Have you written a letter yet?

05.03.2026 22:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is a terrified old narcissist. The primaries are fucking him, the numbers are fucking him, his Toadies are fucking him and he sees bad voting results that may well end in impeachments for his toadies. He'll be a small man with no power. Black guy wins.

05.03.2026 21:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Forgot about his bitch aversion to lidar.

05.03.2026 18:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The #AEW viewing audience: I can fix her.

Seriously, she brings such a dark enjoyment to the women's division and the company overall. Heels like her, Andrade, Fletcher, the upper tier of the DCF, Claudio and Pac make it cool to be hated.

So yay to world-wide talent.

05.03.2026 18:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Right up until someone successfully releases reliable self drivers. That, his cult and government welfare underpins his stock.

05.03.2026 18:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is why my wife and I love when @refaubrey.bsky.social is assigned to matches with luchadores.

05.03.2026 17:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But getting the Rapture: Priceless!

05.03.2026 13:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey, spiders can do a lot of good. They often get rid of bugs we don't want in our house. Let her cook!

That said, rolling up a newspaper and chasing her around is a very Toni Storm kind of thing.

05.03.2026 13:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So she's exactly like Dr. Phil, Dr. Oz and the rest. Fuck harpo

04.03.2026 22:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am getting set to shore up my group for a new #Eberron campaign. I have my intrigue planned for them and I have been going through artists for magicpunk / #steampunk playlists. Next up is the 3d printing and map work. Who else gets jazzed for new games?

04.03.2026 16:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Runoff, as in toxic shit spilling out of a poorly regulated and poorly run business that cares fuck all for the people.

04.03.2026 13:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does hell have a prison? Since he's missed it here on earth?

04.03.2026 13:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When does her lease end? And what's the betting line for the next state she grifts in? Put me down for $50 in Arizona. Gas is going to get expensive thanks to Operation Epstein Fileys and she'll want to stay close to a state she "has a chance in."

04.03.2026 13:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you want to fuck with the stip, then MJF brings out a lawyer who successfully "wins" his case for being pressured into it. The match happens, MJF pulls off a cheaty win and begins taunting Hangman until he is told that the WHOLE stip is thrown out. Then we have them locked back in mortal combat.

04.03.2026 00:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

3-0 for all the little Hayters!

03.03.2026 17:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thufferin' thuccotash! how did Punk respond?

jk, that's pretty lame. Hell, Kevin Knight and MJF had a more fun exchange on Collision.

03.03.2026 13:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wow. Makes you long for the days of "your idea of a big draw was wrestling in front of 50 people, 20 of them family."

03.03.2026 13:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was hoping for Hechicero against Claudio. Although watching the upper tier of the Don Callis Family against the Death Riders has some pretty good match potential.

03.03.2026 04:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Netanyahu hasn't sent us the whole game plan yet."

02.03.2026 18:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When Republicans send people to pundit shows, they're not sending their best...

02.03.2026 13:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But did they all have Good Times?

01.03.2026 23:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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01.03.2026 23:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0