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That 6 year old has more game that I've even ever had in my life as a girl! 🤣

05.03.2026 15:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Has a feeling about possible war but cannot feel himself shit himself. GOT IT. Griftocracy = Shitocracy

04.03.2026 22:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

New life rule implemented. Music is required to start the day.

04.03.2026 14:08 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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03.03.2026 13:41 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don't even want mine anymore. Well I want some of them but at like half the size. The rage growth got to them.

03.03.2026 13:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It'll be interesting to read these entries a year from now. I am just always angry at this point. I got some kind of freebie for a year for journal app and got Calm on a massive discount for a year after I lost my job. I wish I could do Yoga again, but I haven't in years because of neuro issues.

02.03.2026 22:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am likely going to spending a lot of time this week listing random stuff I need to sell that I do not need on Mercari & Poshmark. If you want links to either, let me know.

This job market is THE WORST.

I have started journaling my anger & mediating in the morning/evenings. Existing is hard rn. 😒

02.03.2026 22:39 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Ran out of characters on the OG post, naturally.

Use code "EARLYSPRING" for a 30% discount off all orders.

Appreciate any support right now. Thanks!

02.03.2026 20:02 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Home | The Mindfulness Diary The Mindfulness Diary is a clothing boutique & blog designed to help you find high quality, affordable items without overspending.

Hi friends! Apologies if this is a reach.

I have lots of clothing from my latest failed side quest that I need to sell off since unemployment ran out this week.

No obligation to buy, but any support right now (even just a share/like) would help! Can ship in the US only.

themindfulnessdiary.com

02.03.2026 19:58 👍 2 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

Currently 3/4 on rejections so far. Aiming for 4/4! I even have connections at both that still cannot help me get there either. I'm beyond doomed at this point. Just taking it all day by day.

02.03.2026 18:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a girl says " can i stop embarrassing myself " in front of a graffiti wall ALT: a girl says " can i stop embarrassing myself " in front of a graffiti wall

I just keep on applying at Huntress and CrowdStrike despite the fact they will likely never hire me and have no'd me after multiple interviews before too.

That being said, I said the same about Enterprise and I got hired after the 5th attempt to join the company. Maybe delulu is the solulu. 🤷‍♀️

02.03.2026 17:18 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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a woman with red hair is wearing sunglasses and red nails ALT: a woman with red hair is wearing sunglasses and red nails

Um... your boss can see this. FYI. 🤣

02.03.2026 14:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a man and woman are dancing on a yellow brick road . ALT: a man and woman are dancing on a yellow brick road .

The fact that the OG Wizard of Oz is being ripped to filth on TikTok (they're calling it cursed) tells me all I need to know about the education and intelligence levels of younger generations. If you don't get it, just say you don't get it. Stop following blindly (i.e. a plot point of the movie). 😒

01.03.2026 02:23 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a desert landscape with a blue sky and a few clouds ALT: a desert landscape with a blue sky and a few clouds

Can the world at least wait to end until I can move to northern Arizona like I want to first? I just want to go be the damn desert witch that I am, for fuck's sake. 😒😭

28.02.2026 17:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man in a helmet with the words this is the way behind him ALT: a man in a helmet with the words this is the way behind him
28.02.2026 17:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In the words of well YOU to me, "no early exits allowed."

If I have to be stuck here, you're gonna be stuck here with me.

28.02.2026 17:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For starters, stop talking about my friend like that, or I'm going to yell at you.

Also, you are not "undatable." You have yet to meet someone who can meet you more at your own level in life.

28.02.2026 17:27 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a woman is making a funny face with the words `` you should '' written on the bottom . ALT: a woman is making a funny face with the words `` you should '' written on the bottom .
28.02.2026 17:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am relieved and impressed A thropic didn't cave, but can they stay the course?

27.02.2026 22:46 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
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27.02.2026 19:08 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Multi-level Marketing company.

27.02.2026 16:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a colorful sign that says " it 's a scam " ALT: a colorful sign that says " it 's a scam "

Whole life insurance policies are the biggest scam ever.

After paying over $1200 in premiums since 2020, guess how much I netted from it? Only nearly 50% of it.

I made more money in an MLM in 2 years than I did in this insurance policy in 6. What a scam.

27.02.2026 15:35 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I may have slightly regretted a doing a few things in life, but I have also not once ever regretted being an absolute menace to society.

26.02.2026 16:07 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a woman wearing glasses says i love feminine rage while smiling ALT: a woman wearing glasses says i love feminine rage while smiling

Exactly! And while the rest of us perimenopausal girlies on the right side of history are willing to give away our HRT or hormones to our trans besties, we're also more than happy to let society completely deal with the madness we will bring.

26.02.2026 16:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I guess you can all start calling me the female Andy Cohen of OSINT then.

26.02.2026 16:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The whole state can get wiped out in a tornado now for all I care. Serves them right.

26.02.2026 15:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a woman is sitting on a couch and says `` go eat '' . ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch and says `` go eat '' .

Do not make me yell at you. I'm having a bagel.

25.02.2026 18:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The fact that him and Chaney's war mongering was a lesser evil is bad, bad. MFer isn't just in bed with Satan (South Park pun intended), he is him.

25.02.2026 00:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You are absolutely not wrong to assume this. I had one ask me to fill out an I9 for citizen verification. Unless you are offering me the damn job then I will. Otherwise, gtfo.

24.02.2026 19:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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