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Finally listening to the Thursday show of @bobcesca.bsky.social

I was actually super happy when he got to break the news live about ole Kristi.

The time shift worked out!!

And lesbians?

I mean... c'mon!

YOU FOOL

YOU DON'T OPEN THE HELLMOUTH TOO EARLY!

:D :D

(But yeah totally thought the same thing!)

My icq number was only 6 digits.

A joke in my friend group back in the day was:

You're such a whore!

How DARE you call me a whore you know I don't get paid!

I do it for FREE that means I'm not a whore, I'm a SLUT, get it right!!!

It was a thing. Male friends to male, female to male, male to female... Indiscriminate sluts!

It's funny cuz it's true.

Feel better... oof!

I gave myself full on 2'nd degree burns that way. ER trip, special bandages.. and goddamn did it suck.

The photos and video are NSFW and NSFL (lunch)!

Let's have a meeting to set up and discuss the meeting.

Katy probably kissed a girl last night not him.

Well you were a bit preoccu....

Wait what?!?!

a man is making a funny face with the words that 's funny behind him . Alt: a man is making a funny face with the words that 's funny behind him .

Hah +1

Oh yeah... for sure.

Stare decisis? Naw... Stare bankaccountis and that'll help me decicis what my ruling will be this week.

And yes, past wrongs don't justify etc. etc.

Absolutely!

I do hope you'll like it.

Did they call it war?

"It's war FFS."

So Dr. PA-C and you and fam are coming up here??

Whereabouts if I may?

And that is awesome. A) Always want to see more MDs move up.

B) Yay!

C)offee. Tim Hortons isn't the best coffee but it is the traditional.

D)on't worry be happy!

E)h!

I did a thing that no one says I should do and the results were pretty terrible.

I turned my toilet brush into a toothbrush the results were pretty disquieting.

Did I miss the war declaration authorized by Congress?

I remember getting kicked out of a blockbuster, it was empty but I'd been there for 45 minutes with my face plugged in. I let someone else try when they wanted but otherwise me.

They kicked me out and then when I finally got outside I went around the corner and blerrrrrrrgh... lol. Good times.

Congrats to the man the major the massive awesomeness that is @airborne1970.bsky.social

Okay sir, now you're innit to winnit!

Sappers lead the way!

@bobcesca.bsky.social

TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO SING! AND DANCE!

WITH HONOUR!

The canine community frowns upon your shenanigans.

A great strech for your mouth is to insert it and your face into a pillow and scream into the darkness, fully wide mouth opened.

Or just do that silently with the rage and frustration in your heart.

I wish nothing for everyone but that they are able to be as content for all the moments in their lives.

I may not understand. But I'll never yuck anyones yum.

Nuts if you're not allergic?

Those sesame snaps are pretty good.

Or a protein bar of some sort. Just... Space filler that hopefully doesn't make you go gurgle.

I'm only 5hr away!!

I'm SO EXCITED TO BE HERE!

vs.

Oh I'm coming back y'all.

I take perverse pleasure in killing bees in games because one almost killed me.

But the sound of the buzz and the wasps still freak me the fuck out.

Irrational is irrational.