If I turned in a script that had a conservative politician character in it named John Tory, I would be immediately dropped by my agents.
06.03.2026 16:15
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If I turned in a script that had a conservative politician character in it named John Tory, I would be immediately dropped by my agents.
Perhaps it was a little cavalier for the survival of our species to rest on the votes cast by a mitt full of rubes from Bumwad, Ohio every four years who hadn't even once been interested in politics until the machine they use to jerk off told them their kids are being turned trans by politicians.
Godamnit
I feel like it's been decades since I heard a prune juice joke in a comedy.
In for a Penny Marshall, in for a Paula Poundstone, that's what i always say
His N Hers is a triumph
Get ready to love Ernie Whitt for the rest of your life
@tgk.bsky.social Canada vs the Phillies has got to be a fun watch for you
The Patriots showed up in the super bowl having brought piss to a shit fight, and then went out and acted like colossal losers. It might be over.
Hookahs sounds tame until you read it in a Boston accent
also even without heavy details, i can confirm this is a hundred percent Stefon Diggs' fault
"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard
Let the bears pay the bear tax
Huffington Post gave more ink to him than anyone at the start of all this. It got them clicks and now here we are.
diaper bag with "concealed carry function"
good evening; america has been a 249 year social experiment by harvard university that is now complete. thank you for your time
Let's check in with North America:
They are very handy for people who have difficulty reading physical menus. Small font size and black type on off white are terrible for astigmatism and night blindness and that's the standard.
Is that good? I was literally looking at it on Monday.
Perfect Strangers is such a fucking good show.
Ask me any other questions you probably don't have about classic tv.
Man did Hollywood ever fumble Bronson Pinchot's career. Dude is an all time talent and studios and networks fucking biffed it so hard.
Anyway, my Iranian pals have all sent resistance journalists within the country saying that the regime's plan is to bomb anything (Dubai), and say anything (propaganda) in a plan one of them called "Operation Explosive Diarrhea" which is up there with the names of the idiot American ones right now.
G.I. Joe Dante would get my ticket money
You gotta do the century club approach. Open the beers first and let them get flat.
The guys I bought it from said "Elvis has left the building" as I left.
Elvis is everywhere, man.
Got this today for my garage bar.
Newsmax gonna start a sports hour just so Tony can host.
I don't have an angel and devil on each shoulder, I have these two
The Mighty Milkshake Ducks