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06.03.2026 17:29
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1. NASA Engineer
2. ...Honestly don't know. He golfed a lot tho.
Not sure why but one of the finest Twitter bits popped into my head tonight while walking the dog and I've been chuckling about it again for the last 10 minutes
Just saw that Tyler the Creator is scheduled to start his upcoming festival set at 11:15 and had my most Liz Lemon reaction of all time
Joe Mazzulla Reiterates Jayson Tatum Will Not Return Until He Passes The ‘Mazzulla Logic-Puzzle Meridian’ Celtics Star To Remain Sidelined While Grappling With Serpent’s Cipher
Joe Mazzulla Reiterates Jayson Tatum Will Not Return Until He Passes The ‘Mazzulla Logic-Puzzle Meridian’ https://theonion.com/joe-mazzulla-reiterates-jayson-tatum-will-not-return-until-he-passes-the-mazzulla-logic-puzzle-meridian/
sure but i'm leaving after the shaggy set
Ludacris and Shaq have to share an agent
well, it's only right
i'm very glad they're still around
this is especially funny cause big boi went through a phase where he owned a few owls irl (maybe still does and just doesn't post about them?)
Got 90% of the way through cooking dinner before I realized I forgot to cook the chicken lmao
DJ Paul: I am a bad person, do not trust me
Juicy J: I am so intoxicated I am about to die or commit crimes or both
Crunchy Black: harpoon murder
dj paul's verse on perhaps their most famous song is just him explaining in tremendous detail how he is the worst friend you could ever have. i love them dearly.
All-time ejection from Shane Lowry on the Bear Trap
i assume a decent amount of this is anyone that knows they won't run well opts out at this point, right?
Tim...
Jokic tossing up bricks right now
Cam Johnson cmon man
Jokic's lil flip shots that trickle into the hoop have to drive you insane as an opponent lol
Those are monster shots by Caruso
Sadiq and Stowers making that money in Indy
as someone who quit drinking 5 years ago the beers definitely concern me. there was a time i absolutely did the beers and tacos part accidentally in 24 hours without running but the 10 miles would've maybe killed me.
Let's be honest $10,000
I'd try this for like $100,000
I think the better question is what's the lowest amount you would attempt this for? There are very few things I don't think I'd push through for $50 million
What is the least amount of money would you try it for?
Look at what they took from you
correct, you have to adjust your technique to fit the skillset. bain is elite at closing distance which mitigates the arm thing. if he was constantly trying outside moves and long arm stuff it'd be a concern, but he stunts a ton inside and his power move is going at the chest and straight bulling