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@hankblank01

Nikkei/AAPI, gamer, last health goth in the Western hemisphere. Crayola hair haver, alphabet mafia goon. Profile pic by Monyee Chau

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03.03.2026 04:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes posters

27.02.2026 08:05 πŸ‘ 186 πŸ” 62 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 7
Apollo with the dodgeball of prophecy

Apollo with the dodgeball of prophecy

Years ago in another life I gave a guest lecture at The Hague warning β€œAI weapons” could be invoked to remove accountability for war crimes from the chain of command. I said β€œthere are no autonomous weapons, only unsupervised ones,” and sadly it seems I was cooking with that one

01.03.2026 09:27 πŸ‘ 3356 πŸ” 685 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 19

I'm sitting here trying to synthesize a way that pronouns could be anything like rohypnol and the closest I can get is the "opiate of the masses" idea. Like pronouns somehow trick and sedate you? I'm not sure this person actually knows what words are.

01.03.2026 11:29 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Model with very shiny skin and no eyebrows in a baby pink tank top with two big fabric roses and another skirt that looks like bloomers except this one is off white

Model with very shiny skin and no eyebrows in a baby pink tank top with two big fabric roses and another skirt that looks like bloomers except this one is off white

Between this and that weird Lore perfume ad I'm done with the "models who are styled 13 going on 28" thing

28.02.2026 12:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Model wearing weird flared denim bloomer miniskirt thing with denim croc slides and skin tight peach toned long sleeve shirt with inexplicable bows

Model wearing weird flared denim bloomer miniskirt thing with denim croc slides and skin tight peach toned long sleeve shirt with inexplicable bows

Model wearing a plain white tank top and a big white puffy skirt that also looks like bloomers but a skirt, and it's pulled up to like her bellybutton, with knee length black boots

Model wearing a plain white tank top and a big white puffy skirt that also looks like bloomers but a skirt, and it's pulled up to like her bellybutton, with knee length black boots

Weird sack poncho outfit that is like if you made a tan nylon baby doll dress and then cinched every opening on it with paracord AND she has a striped bucket hat

Weird sack poncho outfit that is like if you made a tan nylon baby doll dress and then cinched every opening on it with paracord AND she has a striped bucket hat

oh my god AKNVAS' new collection is. Certainly some of the outfits of ever. All time of clothing. Uhh.

28.02.2026 12:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i hope im not just a poster to you all, but also that gay little freak in your phones

24.02.2026 03:27 πŸ‘ 92 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hackers Expose Age-Verification Software Powering Surveillance Web Three hacktivists tried to find a workaround to Discord’s age-verification software. Instead, they found its frontend exposed to the open internet.

Oops. Turns out Persona, Discord’s age-verification service, was secretly screening selfies against government watchlists AND accessible by the feds. It's backed by Peter Thiel.

β€œThe state wants to see everything. The corporations want to see everything. And they've learned to work together.”

21.02.2026 22:57 πŸ‘ 6087 πŸ” 3893 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 270

you ever lose a friend who was a slightly different flavor of lefty. it's like... come back and argue with me you stupid dead bitch. i would love to hear your tedious shit right now.

19.02.2026 12:29 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
28.01.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 16549 πŸ” 6480 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 39

that name became a meme in my friend group and one of my friends decided that "captain garbage" was his pickup artist name so we called him that whenever we were at the bar

18.02.2026 05:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my dad started a story with "me and captain garbage were at the bar-..." and i immediately put my hand up and said "whatever you want to tell me, tell me more about captain garbage first, immediately."

18.02.2026 05:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i miss bill kezos

27.01.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
Picture of Dr. Casper Darling from Control with a quote over him that reads:
(username detectivehole)
This is my pet freak (camera cuts to a thoroughly average man in business casual clothes. He smiles and waves at the viewer)

Picture of Dr. Casper Darling from Control with a quote over him that reads: (username detectivehole) This is my pet freak (camera cuts to a thoroughly average man in business casual clothes. He smiles and waves at the viewer)

The #remedyverse and #controlgame tags do exist, I just didn't know about them. Rest assured I do now

14.02.2026 14:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot from Tumblr of #control hashtag - recommended tag is "control people's bladders - #omorashi kink, this is to get your bladder controlled/control others' bladders"

Screenshot from Tumblr of #control hashtag - recommended tag is "control people's bladders - #omorashi kink, this is to get your bladder controlled/control others' bladders"

No, Tumblr. Like the game. The game Control.

14.02.2026 14:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
14.02.2026 05:53 πŸ‘ 4090 πŸ” 688 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 4
Bild pΓ₯ automatisk potatisfritΓΆs av industriell storlek. 

”Automatic potato chip fryer
Daily production of potato chips 100-200 kg General for fried foods”

Bild pΓ₯ automatisk potatisfritΓΆs av industriell storlek. ”Automatic potato chip fryer Daily production of potato chips 100-200 kg General for fried foods”

Toarulle-skΓ€rare 

”Would you like to spend $7300 on toilet paper processing at home?”

”only takes up 40 square meters”

Toarulle-skΓ€rare ”Would you like to spend $7300 on toilet paper processing at home?” ”only takes up 40 square meters”

Jag Γ€lskar nΓ€r algoritmen vill att jag ska kΓΆpa kinesiska industrimaskiner. Eller hollΓ€ndska rullbandstillverkaren som ljudsΓ€tter videos med Avicii - levels

10.02.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
pixel art/cross stitch pattern with a hammer and sickle being held by two hands with the caption "it's dangerous to go alone! take this"

pixel art/cross stitch pattern with a hammer and sickle being held by two hands with the caption "it's dangerous to go alone! take this"

oops! it doesn't like me uploading a gif. let me try again

07.02.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I have made myself another cross stitch pattern, so here it is. Don't ask me what specific thread color to use, I operate solely on vibes

07.02.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

when they put me into the Clockwork Orange machine

27.01.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 187 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I am the three side by side bathrooms

01.02.2026 08:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hi, I'm the person who does illustrations for wikihow! I've never seen a dog before, but I have had them reliably described to me

01.02.2026 07:43 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Michael β€˜5000’ Watts, Swishahouse founder and Houston hip-hop pioneer, dies at 52 Houston hip-hop icon Michael "5000" Watts, the founder of Swishahouse Records and a pioneer of the "chopped and screwed" sound, has passed away following a recent hospitalization.

Michael "5000" Watts, the producer who founded Swishahouse and helped propel Houston’s "chopped and screwed" sound to international heights, has died at 52

31.01.2026 03:56 πŸ‘ 1461 πŸ” 490 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 150

[showing the pussy surgeon a picture of a four-slot toaster] "like this"

29.01.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 242 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 1
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27.01.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 3908 πŸ” 1210 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 40
photo of an anti-smoking billboard that shows a painting of a baby smoking a cigarette. text says "You're not the only one smoking. Secondhand smoke contains over 7000 chemicals, including 70 known to cause cancer. Text QUITSMOKING or QUITVAPING to 66819 or call 800-300-8086

KICK/T

Brought to you by Ihya County Tobacco Education Program

California"
There is a green street sign in front of the billboard that says PA HA LANE.

photo of an anti-smoking billboard that shows a painting of a baby smoking a cigarette. text says "You're not the only one smoking. Secondhand smoke contains over 7000 chemicals, including 70 known to cause cancer. Text QUITSMOKING or QUITVAPING to 66819 or call 800-300-8086 KICK/T Brought to you by Ihya County Tobacco Education Program California" There is a green street sign in front of the billboard that says PA HA LANE.

damn that baby looks cool as hell

29.12.2025 23:11 πŸ‘ 4746 πŸ” 733 πŸ’¬ 105 πŸ“Œ 52

my point is, hafu meal

21.12.2025 09:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

just kind of motivated to embrace hafu lately. so much nikkei and aapi in general talk is about "authenticity" but i keep seeing fusion stuff and saying smash. make your sashimi tacos im gonna fucking eat them. give me your bourbon char siu. idgaf. authenticity is fake

21.12.2025 09:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

making myself hafu dinner. safeway sushi, jack in the box egg roll, mochi ice cream. foods that are hafu

21.12.2025 09:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Game designer: After lots of hard work we’re proud to announce we’ve created the Wheel of SaαΉƒsāra from the ancient Buddhist classic Don’t Get Trapped in the Wheel of SaαΉƒsāra

14.12.2025 03:02 πŸ‘ 1368 πŸ” 320 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 25