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Jakob Drud

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Science fiction and fantasy writer (jakobdrud.com). Living in Denmark, writing in English and Danish, imagining things out of this world. He/him.

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Every deep insight, every cunning turn of phrase, every moment of poetry that LLMs deliver was strip-mined from an actual human being who laid their heart bare in prose.

So how do the best human writers stack up against their own plagiarized work?

10.03.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 91 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

10.03.2026 10:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Honoured to have my name/contribution included in this timely and powerful book.

May generative AI rot forevermore.

10.03.2026 08:03 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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About β€” Don't Steal This Book AI companies are building their products by copying millions of books without permission or payment. The UK government is considering legalising this large-scale theft. We urge them to rule this out....

This is the most important book my name has ever appeared in, along with almost 10,000 other writers.
www.dontstealthisbook.com

10.03.2026 09:27 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A sheet of stickers warning about choking hazard for small kids. There are 29 stickers in different languages.

A sheet of stickers warning about choking hazard for small kids. There are 29 stickers in different languages.

Don't want to brag about my thrill-seeking lifestyle, but I just played a board game that could have choked me in 29 different languages. Lucky I'm well past the age of three.

09.03.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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True story

09.03.2026 03:41 πŸ‘ 89 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1
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a woman with a blanket on her head says we 're going in with high hopes from prime video ALT: a woman with a blanket on her head says we 're going in with high hopes from prime video

Just submitted a short story, the first this year!

08.03.2026 11:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sting – Murder By Numbers Written by Sting & Andy Summers / Once that you've decided on a killing / First you make a stone of your heart / And if you find that your hands are still willing / Then you can

Lyrics here: genius.com/Sting-murder...

06.03.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Murder By Numbers
Murder By Numbers YouTube video by The Police - Topic

As the newest war drags on with promises of more to come, this old bit of brilliance from The Police becomes relevant again www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUq9...

06.03.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yesterday, two boys raced past me down a hill on electric scooters. When I got to the top of the hill, I found a third boy sitting on his own scooter, arse on footboard, arms stretched out to reach the handlebars.
"Is this a bad idea?" he asked.
That was the firmest YES I've given this year.

06.03.2026 07:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
One of those adjustable letter boards where someone has spelled out, "IT HAS BEEN 0 DAYS SINCE SOMEONE POOPED IN THE LOBBY"

One of those adjustable letter boards where someone has spelled out, "IT HAS BEEN 0 DAYS SINCE SOMEONE POOPED IN THE LOBBY"

Sign in the vet's office yesterday

04.03.2026 22:38 πŸ‘ 1063 πŸ” 142 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 13
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Maryna Viazovska - Wikipedia

*In some better world, Ukrainian women aren't getting blasted from the sky for ten years, but are just having kids while doing lots of award-winning math about extradimensionality #autoformalization

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maryna_...

05.03.2026 06:07 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

With energy prices set to rise, it's almost as if the family's toddler used our collective credit card to order a war on Temu.

03.03.2026 05:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Does anyone know if the Epstein files were destroyed in the bombings?

01.03.2026 09:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Runder Straßenlampenkârper aus der Froschperspektive, von mehreren gespannten Kabeln gehalten, vor blauem Himmel mit weißen Wolken; klare geometrische Symmetrie.

Runder Straßenlampenkârper aus der Froschperspektive, von mehreren gespannten Kabeln gehalten, vor blauem Himmel mit weißen Wolken; klare geometrische Symmetrie.

'Im Mittelpunkt' #FotoVorschlag

Eine Straßenlampe in Kopenhagen, ganz im Sinne des β€žBlueskyβ€œ πŸ˜‰

28.02.2026 10:54 πŸ‘ 469 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0
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Why All Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers Are Historians SFF authors are the front-line practitioners who put the fruits of history’s craft into daily practice, sharing it in doses the public can consume, combining, treating, administering, customizing, …

My new Strange Horizons essay is up! With a deliberately provocative title!

WHY ALL SCIENCE FICTION AND FANTASY WRITERS ARE HISTORIANS
Yes, *all*
And, no, it isn't just for the reason you think...

I've been working toward this one for a while, very excited to share it!

26.02.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 312 πŸ” 119 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 38
Two people cleaning windows on a glass-facade office building. They're hanging from wires, one about 10 floors up, the other about 5 floors up.

Two people cleaning windows on a glass-facade office building. They're hanging from wires, one about 10 floors up, the other about 5 floors up.

Writers aren't the only ones who don't get paid enough for their work...

26.02.2026 11:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Noticed that the latest update on my writing website was a '2024 in review' kind of post.

Now I just want to skip 2025, give 2026 a hopeful rave review and get on with my writing.

23.02.2026 12:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Persona Identity, Inc. is a Peter Thiel-backed venture" etc etc

22.02.2026 08:01 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
News item: "new SpongeBob movie streaming now." Photo of a live action blond lady in winter clothes with a sniper rifle in a snowy tundra looking bleak.

News item: "new SpongeBob movie streaming now." Photo of a live action blond lady in winter clothes with a sniper rifle in a snowy tundra looking bleak.

Wow that franchise took a dark turn

22.02.2026 02:56 πŸ‘ 6274 πŸ” 1062 πŸ’¬ 133 πŸ“Œ 117
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Trump says he’s sending a hospital boat to Greenland | CNN Politics President Donald Trump said Saturday that he is sending a hospital boat to Greenland, the Arctic island and Danish territory he has sought to acquire.

You know that healthcare i Greenland is free, right?

edition.cnn.com/2026/02/21/p...

22.02.2026 06:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Headline: "Worcester scientist uses organism from space to create skincare line"

Headline: "Worcester scientist uses organism from space to create skincare line"

IN SPACE, NOBODY CAN SMEAR YOUR CREAM

19.02.2026 13:52 πŸ‘ 235 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 14

Because life becomes so much less complicated when you reach puberty...

19.02.2026 13:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Jacques Cartier of robins.

19.02.2026 13:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My 9th grade physics teacher would have found a way to mess up the experiment.

17.02.2026 12:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A seagull on a rock by the seashore. The rock is covered in icicles of frozen seaspray.

A seagull on a rock by the seashore. The rock is covered in icicles of frozen seaspray.

A rock in the sea encased in icicles. Behind it the waves are sluggish and foggy with frost.

A rock in the sea encased in icicles. Behind it the waves are sluggish and foggy with frost.

The cold has a grip on the seashore here in Aarhus. The waves are sluggish close to land.

17.02.2026 09:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Let me tell you a tale of how completely the normies have been mobilized. My 14 year-old niece has done School of Rock for the past 5 years; last summer she was part of their touring band, and the kids loved playing together so much that they decided to keep doing it. (1/?)

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The Fluffmaster General teaching the household how to relax.

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