Joel

Did yall see the finish to the 2026 LA Marathon?

Can you show us how it’s done?

The nice thing about this footage of Iranians celebrating in the streets is that he gets to see what it’s going to be like when *he* dies.

I love how pissed all the traitors get about being betrayed in a game called TRAITORS. It’s not RuPaul’s Best Friends Race, ladies. #TheTraitorsUS

At <age redacted>? Yes!

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We’re all looking forward to riding the D here. We even had shirts made. shop.metro.net/products/rid...

When we go on vacation, I like to play this little game where I set the alarm for some ludicrously late time, like 9 AM, knowing there’s absolutely no way I could possibly sleep that late.

I'm old enough that I watched a healthy girl in my kindergarten class catch polio and was in a wheelchair by 1st grade and she died at 36. She cried all the time because she was in pain. When you die I'm gonna piss on your grave, Del.

March Madness, but the brackets are all the ways it™️ could happen

Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

my wife texted IT HAS HAPPENED to the group chat and it wasn't about what i hoped it was about and i'm very disappointed and we have revised our group chat style manual

Thirty years of concern. Never enough courage.

I don’t really know what I expect in posting this, but maybe some people see it and can learn from it.

I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.”

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I loved the Bad Bunny halftime show.

We danced in our living room.

I imagined it causing “it” to happen.

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,

Call me crazy, but I think blue jeans are a little casual for the Super Bowl national anthem.

It is so wild to me that literally NO ONE suspects Rob. Is it purely because he’s hot? #TheTraitorsUS

Hi Tops is not a gay sports bar, but a sports-themed gay bar. In this essay, I will . . .

Right! Who was asking for this in the first place?

This drives me crazy every season.

Wrong fucking Home Alone 2 actor goddammit.

Bronwyn: Todd and I are separated.

Whitney: Are you two living together?

#RHOSLC

Look, I get that the guy had a GOAT QB and a very talented team under him, but there’s no way that team wins all those Super Bowls without an extremely talented head coach. Obvious HOFer.

As always, if the required online training includes a quiz and you can pass the quiz without doing the training, you shouldn't have to do the training.

I sincerely hope this is the last time any of us are subjected to the inane ramblings of Tony Romo.

Call the piece of legislation that ultimately abolishes ICE the Pretti-Good Act

I genuinely think boycotting the World Cup is some of the strongest leverage the Europeans have.

This is so unconstitutional there is an entire amendment that literally only deals with this topic.