Update: PIOIOP?
06.03.2026 21:03
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Update: PIOIOP?
Preseason PooP!
Company offers a USP based on convenience, then doggedly embarks on a campaign to make their product less and less convenient until they either go out of business or private equity buys them for $10B
OLO says “Something went wrong” time for a fourth verification code
OLO crashes, cart empties itself from the Dig Inn app.
I’ve been working on this for 15 minutes now.
Guess I’m not having Dig Inn for lunch.
Try to order lunch from Dig Inn, need to update the app.
Need to login to Dig Inn (verification code)
They send a code to my email (of course my email requires its own verification code)
Turns out Dig Inn is now doing rewards through a new platform, OLO, need a *third* verification code.
He says he loves her and asks her where his BluRay of that Robbie Williams biopic is.
She lies and says she’s in love with him, can’t find a “Better Man”.
Zac Brown is quickly coming for the Christian Horner Memorial “Most Unlikeable Piece of Shit in Formula One” title.
Happy Surprise I Figured Out It’s Ash Wednesday Via Context Clues Day!
So so so overdue for Delroy Lindo
Thanks for the reminder Apple Intelligence. How did we even do it before AI.
Went with the only YBA I knew off the dome (Hirst) - not off to my strongest start this year.
The Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 co-op campaign is one of the most delightfully deranged things I’ve ever played
40-40 is a scorigami. congrats everybody
❤️
Make sure they’re fitting correctly, they should pinch the bridge of your nose without sliding nor getting too close to your eyes (dramatically cut down on accidental touches for me)
If I’m ever elected president, in my first 100 days I swear to create a new mascot for the IRS, a friendly axolotl named “Taxolotl”
Stay tuned for more!
At 82 years old, Jerry Jones becomes the latest in an illustrious club: those whose age eclipses their IQ.
take a look at this totally real, totally not staged interaction. PAY NO MIND TO THE BOOM MIC IN THE SHOT THIS WAS A CANDID INTERACTION.
Welcome back to the ball-kicking machine, Andrew Cuomo!
Please insert millions of dollars in the slot, then spread your legs, bend your knees and step right up!
New York bids farewell to Andrew Cuomo, a mainstay of local politics, and a piece of shit who sucks.
Not content with killing a few thousand in state nursing homes, Andy Cuomo is trying to up his elderly body count.
(It’s currently 7pm and 97 degrees in New York City)
The spam texts are getting out of control. At what point does it constitute harassment? You know, like classic harassment, not the sexual harassment which is Cuomo’s bailiwick.
Team Cuomo is getting nervous.
Alums of @columbiauniversity.bsky.social, kindly check your email for a stunning profile in cowardice from acting President Shipman.
and he didn't even have to lead the search himself!
Great team effort from Lando and his teammate Bernd Mylander #MiamiGP
Credit where due to @spannersready.bsky.social - Lando is out-managing Oscar on tires today
If Nancy Pelosi has the courage.
Look I know, we all thought he was too old but hear me out…
Pope Joe Biden.
