I'm too bored of this to try and be clever about it anymore.
If you think that two men kissing, or two women kissing, requires any more explanation than a man kissing a woman, that is homophobia.
Half Life Alyx Hacking mini game but it's just this
The gameography of MonkeyPaw Games Inc. as listed on Moby Games.
I've been flashbanged with the knowledge that there was a company that specialized in bringing Japan-only games to the west *still untranslated* with the name "MonkeyPaw Games."
Squeezils in game screenshot
Squeezils in game screenshot
Squeezils in game screenshot
Squeezils in game screenshot
New release: Squeezils (1996 - Win) - https://www.myabandonware.com/game/squeezils-zvr #abandonware
"the courtroom drama situation is CRAZY (😧 I got subpoena'd??? 😢)"
Your honor, it was just a prank bruh
Virus prevention is all
Where's Robo Puzzle Smash!
I'm for sure Brink
Tag yourself I'm Infinite Crisis
Mask-off corporate bootlicking that causes these fucks to junk the most vulnerable members of their audience at the first sign of resistance aside:
The Iron Lung promotion
Metal Frame for that price?
That's gonna sound like a submarine with the slightest shifts in weight
Broccolli on hamburger would be pretty crazy, maybe this is the origin story??
What is this array nonsense? A I solves this, we don't need arrays
It's such a neat game,
I played it last year, there's something kind of charming about the way the CG feels a bit low skill at times? I don't know how to put that in a way that doesn't accidentally sound mean lol
Also Twilight Princess goes hard, but I think I need to download a save that just skips 90% of the intro next time I go to play it
See I was just a freak enough to fill my list half with freak games
I am in a similar boat to where I don't have any terribly recent games on my list, the newest being Hotline Miami 2, which is still 11 years old
I don't hate modern games by any means, but I also never feel like I can put them on a favorites list. I just feel like there's always a recency bias
Huh, didn't know there was a carmageddon 2
Big Rigs - A bold choice, I know, but I cannot deny the fact that bad games fascinate me so much. It says so much about Society™️ that there was a publisher that forced devs to put a game out in this rough of a state. It's also just broken in the funniest ways possible, it's just too interesting
Metal Gear Solid Peacewalker - I love the MGS games, Its between PW and 2 for my favorites. Right now, I'm saying this one because I love the bite-sized mission structure, and the feeling of progression as you get better and better items. It's just incredibly satisfying
LSD Dream Emulator - Another risk taking game, one that really fascinated me. It aims to be accessible in it's gameplay, yet is unapologetically a surreal work of art. I keep a dream journal now because of this game
Mr Bones - While it's far from the best game ever made, I may even call it "mostly bad" at times, it just wins you over with how much it's willing to experiment in the medium. It took a lot of risks, and I love it for that exact reason
Portal 2 - while not the first game I ever played by far, I think this was the game that made me truly fall in love with gaming, and the first time I ever got into a fandom. It's also just extremely well written. Many have tried to come close to the witty and quirky humour, very few have succeeded
Hotline Miami 2 - I love a game that uses the medium of gaming to its advantage. Its so violent, and fun, yet it makes you hate how often games make violence fun
Garry's Mod - one of the best demonstrations of straight up hijacking a videogame engine and it's assets to create so much more
In detail:
Half Life 1 - one of the best to ever do it. A satisfying game that builds a satisfying world with a ton of interactivity in between
Doom - my first FPS, still fun to this day, and one of the most important games of all time
Nier Automata was in the running for my #9,
But not it, any of the zeldas, silent hills, or like, chrono trigger, could beat my love of bad games
Alright, my 9 Games
I couldn't think of a good 9th pick, so I decided to waste it, you're welcome
my9games.com/s/01586e9e1b...
