Cryptid(flagrant)

The polymarket bets on these war crimes tribunals are gonna have even odds.

If you respect the clown he doesn't become a king, but it doesn't really make this a circus either. You're both probably just on a mediocre podcast sponsored by Hims.

Cool. So charges next?

That and, like, have you seen the people who are pro-ai? Hard to want to be in an elevator with them, much less a co-conspirator.

There's a third option.

I'd rather have seen this absolute warrior in the Texas slot, but a four-star classy move here.

Hey, nice. How do we permit for habitat? How much of that has to do with restoring watersheds? What are we doing to guarantee these exist beyond your administration?

Somewhere a patent troll is sitting on this idea. Mommy's brave little man needs to make this public domain.

Insanely unbalanced but slowly loses its moveset as body parts are knocked off or even one of the manipulators. Counter is a good grappler who can execute the perfect "stop hitting yourself".

"That Monday off in February"

Ah yes, the 'Mike Johnson defense'. Pretend to know nothing and somehow be seen as anything other than a fisher-price pretend politician.

Reminds me of when I accidentally watched all of Demon Wind because I found the RLM guys watching it in High on Life.

Then, as you stack your fourteenth shelf, it hits you. The goods have been disappearing, nobody's been coming into the shop, the music is vaguely russian. It's been Tetris all along.

Guys, if we all club together and just really give 'til it hurts. I mean, dig deep. Then we can collectively get Mike Johnson a new pair of glasses so that clown can finally read and stop saying "I don't know anything about that" to national news questions.

Wait. Maybe we can get him onto a rocket this way?

I need some kind of supervillain day camp where I can learn freeze rays and comically large wind-up toys.

This has to be fake. Even on his own platform he doesn't get that much engagement.

I may not like the show very much, but yeah, this is pretty cool. I'd love to see FX department's process.

That will like a tweet about socio-economic injustice and then apologize on a podcast!

Wait I made the meme

Forget-me-not. No such thing as a plothole anymore. Writing was saved.

Senators block funding package amid DHS standoff There will be a partial government shutdown if lawmakers cannot reach a deal by Saturday morning.

Wa-hey! Look who woke up and realized there's a fight on.
www.politico.com/news/2026/01...

We’re airing a new campaign ad, starting tomorrow.

Here it is:

Definitely this time appeasement will work for the first time.

Just dusting this off

Don't argue with the idiots claiming any sort of justification for this, the video is everywhere. Those people are either complicit, beyond help, or bots.

It's even inaccurate to say the 'gunned him down' this was an execution.

Got rid of my Ring doorbell today

Oh damn, what did Elon give her? A horse?

It's really endearing to see someone get defensive about their favorite character when they're one of your primary complaints about any piece of media. I'm not out to hurt or demean you. My participation in your love of Skimbleshanks is not mandatory. Yes. I've seen your tattoo.

With that clearance? I've rarely seen campsites without bumps higher than that.