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@badgerwitch

badger | aspiring witch ♍ | he/they | 26 | gay? | lover of language, music, and culture | BLM | Decolonize | Eat the Rich

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If I have to have a real lawn, then I'd choose clover or moss over grass. But ideally I'd have native wildflowers and maybe a section of garden for my own plants and maybe some veggies

12.12.2025 23:06 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I feel nostalgic for when I would actually talk to people and post things. I miss being present, but its so hard to find the energy for it. Im sorry to everyone I drifted away from. I promise it wasn't personal.

12.12.2025 10:08 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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buggies!

10.12.2025 10:29 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
A mari in a patterned cloak in a circle manifesting a star or snowflake

A mari in a patterned cloak in a circle manifesting a star or snowflake

A mari and stars or snowflakes

30.11.2025 17:08 👍 1712 🔁 561 💬 13 📌 7
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paint pen otter

26.11.2025 18:06 👍 2944 🔁 823 💬 19 📌 3
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17.11.2025 03:23 👍 7443 🔁 2990 💬 0 📌 108
drawing of a cute coyote

drawing of a cute coyote

A little yote

19.11.2025 22:23 👍 1865 🔁 520 💬 11 📌 2
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19.11.2025 21:08 👍 12191 🔁 2926 💬 46 📌 37
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Ever seen a badger get the zoomies?

Now you have!

(Little timeline-cleansing cuteness I found elsewhere for y'all <3)

17.11.2025 21:01 👍 328 🔁 144 💬 3 📌 4

According to Fox News, if you are a racist Young Republican you are still a "kid" when you are 34, but if you are an Epstein victim, you are an adult when you're 15.

15.11.2025 17:25 👍 6787 🔁 2406 💬 175 📌 105
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Aw! The first flower bud of this year's blooming season!

15.11.2025 20:08 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the vet wrote in one of our ferrets’ charts “patient was wiggly” and I keep thinking about how cute that is

13.11.2025 22:11 👍 3459 🔁 280 💬 51 📌 6

Well i have a whole cello now. And im struggling, but I WILL learn.

14.11.2025 18:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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cow
#art #illustration

14.11.2025 15:09 👍 125 🔁 39 💬 3 📌 0
[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]

JANET:
Ugh...

LIZ:
What's up?

JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!

LIZ:
Have you tried...

AI peas?

JANET:
AI peas?

LIZ:
They're peas with AI!

[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].

LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas

JANET:
What

LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]

Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?

[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]

LIZ:

Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine

[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]

LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!

JANET:
What

LIZ:
Shut up

LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow

From opening the bag of peas

to boiling the peas

to eating the peas

To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.

JANET:
Is it really necessary to-

LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET

[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:

AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.

[Ends]

[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.] JANET: Ugh... LIZ: What's up? JANET: I am so bored of cooking peas! LIZ: Have you tried... AI peas? JANET: AI peas? LIZ: They're peas with AI! [Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI]. LIZ: Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas JANET: What LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines] Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas? [Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it] LIZ: Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine [Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas] LIZ: With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas! JANET: What LIZ: Shut up LIZ: Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow From opening the bag of peas to boiling the peas to eating the peas To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means. JANET: Is it really necessary to- LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]: THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET [Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan: AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas. [Ends]

Every ad now

13.11.2025 17:38 👍 6009 🔁 2638 💬 70 📌 111

I've been considering renting to owning an electric cello. Its so difficult to practice my instruments while apartment living, but it would be quiet enough to not bother anybody.

I just miss playing music like I used to.

09.11.2025 20:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Really nice footage of her grappling an egg, it isn't Katy.🙄 It's a young female, maybe she can't get her canines in, to carry it away. She left it...

08.11.2025 18:47 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
A painting titled "Beneath This Place" by artist Hannah Willow. It depicts a badger emerging from its burrow, which is glowing with golden light and stars. The scene is set at night under a full moon, with a starry sky and rolling hills in the background. A small cottage with a lit window is visible in the distance.

A painting titled "Beneath This Place" by artist Hannah Willow. It depicts a badger emerging from its burrow, which is glowing with golden light and stars. The scene is set at night under a full moon, with a starry sky and rolling hills in the background. A small cottage with a lit window is visible in the distance.

Goodnight.
🖼️ Hannah Willow

08.11.2025 20:54 👍 163 🔁 29 💬 4 📌 0
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(2024)

Adult Spyro, inspired by Nicholas Kole's design.

09.11.2025 13:10 👍 780 🔁 275 💬 7 📌 1
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Reen

01.11.2025 13:49 👍 586 🔁 140 💬 7 📌 0
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Boo Hoo!

(thanks for those who came n watched me scribble this out in stream tonight. Lemme know if you're interested in seeing more)

31.10.2025 02:12 👍 130 🔁 40 💬 0 📌 0

Im in the mood for a possum sona

Adding another to the list of sonas I want ugh

31.10.2025 20:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
page full of silly lizards saying random stuff
#art #reptiles 🐡

page full of silly lizards saying random stuff #art #reptiles 🐡

Lizards are so COOL!
1/2

04.03.2025 23:46 👍 1106 🔁 366 💬 15 📌 6
"Happy Halloween" illustration of two Ravens practicing calligraphy with a feather. One is much more skilled than the other, but both seem to be enjoying themselves!

"Happy Halloween" illustration of two Ravens practicing calligraphy with a feather. One is much more skilled than the other, but both seem to be enjoying themselves!

They're practicing calligraphy! 🐦‍⬛🪶

27.10.2025 14:45 👍 1368 🔁 496 💬 9 📌 1
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Sanctuary

30.10.2025 14:47 👍 3205 🔁 728 💬 20 📌 1
THE TERROR THAT LIES IN THE MIST

THE TERROR THAT LIES IN THE MIST

「 THE TERROR THAT LIES IN THE MIST 」

31.10.2025 09:52 👍 103 🔁 31 💬 7 📌 1
Animorphs comic asking  Ax: "why does Rachel call you baby girl"

Tobias:how about we don't talk for awhile

Animorphs comic asking Ax: "why does Rachel call you baby girl" Tobias:how about we don't talk for awhile

Okay fellow millennials...

30.10.2025 20:44 👍 563 🔁 180 💬 21 📌 1
Tiny Magpie sewing oversized buttons onto a piece of cloth

Tiny Magpie sewing oversized buttons onto a piece of cloth

He is so busy!

11.03.2025 06:04 👍 1680 🔁 523 💬 6 📌 0

I know I already named my sergal, but another name looks so appealing right now..

10.10.2025 18:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Ghosty Fox

09.10.2025 16:26 👍 2004 🔁 621 💬 18 📌 0