since star trek aliens all reflect different elements of humanity it's time to invent the species with the biological trait of podcasting all the time
07.03.2026 01:33
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since star trek aliens all reflect different elements of humanity it's time to invent the species with the biological trait of podcasting all the time
fair enough
bill murray, lorenzo music, frank welker
as punishment for saying spengler instead of venkman god will curse me and have chris pratt play venkman to create "the evil rectangle"
this is fine but it is crucial that we as a society eventually force comedian dave coulier to play garfield so that all four egon spengler actors will have played garfield. the spengler/garfield rectangle must be constructed in our lifetimes
i apologize shitty tiktok text to speech voice. i apologize child with a cell phone from 2008 using windows movie maker. i apologize unintelligible guy with a meandering five minute intro. come back...we need you...
no more rancid vibe than having to resort to using a video to look something up because it's poorly documented and it's not even a regular bad video it's one of those chirpy computer generated conversational chatgpt podcasts that sound like demons practicing dinner party banter
Thoughts on the one-of-a-kind theatrical experience of seeing the voting-driven Hypnosis Mic rap battle concert movie. I had a great time.
home alone sequel where kevin has to use common household items to protect hell from invading angels
a grid of 9 games, gex 1, 2, and 3, the respective game boy versions of gex 2 and 3, hot shots golf 2, lara crofts poker party, mad dash racing, and gex trilogy
#my9games
excited to listen to this one as a big fan of the extremely limited Indirect Control Dipshit Raising Adventure genre which is basically just this game and the Wonder Project J series
the limiter broke and the tuna salad video floodgates are open we're talking anchovy paste vs fish sauce, greek yogurt vs labneh, smoked tuna dips with real smoked fish vs liquid smoke, shit's not even in english half the time anymore, i've seen more footage of celery choppping than any man should
Hail, stranger! Welcome to our fair township. There are many dangers afoot like Cops and Ever Getting Sick, but there are also many wonders such as 45 Kinds Of Ranch Dressing. I've heard a [RUMOR] that newcomers can make cash by taking surveys online in exchange for our local currency GiftCards...
a picture of a character from marathon (2026) with a mechanical body that looks kind of like a puppet
my timeline is curated in such a specific way that i have scrolled by this image from the video game "marathon" about ten times not realizing that it is actually not from the "thunderbolt" series of taiwanese martial arts puppet tv shows
A screenshot from Mitsumete Knight (PlayStation). My character has just met Sparkster, of Rocket Knight Adventures fame, in an ordinary street. In spite of the fact that the game is otherwise full of ordinary humans, he is still clearly a goggles-wearing possum in blue armour.
A screenshot from Mitsumete Knight (PlayStation). We fight on the cobbled street. Sparkster's proportions are more "realistic", but it's still recognisably him. His rocket pack gives off little gusts of air.
A screenshot from Mitsumete Knight (PlayStation). Still, in battle, Sparkster prepares for a special attack. The cut-in art shows him smiling, ready to strike.
A screenshot from Mitsumete Knight (PlayStation). Sparkster rocket boosts towards my character, turning blue and smeary in the process.
YOU REALLY NEED TO SEE THIS SEMI-SECRET CHARACTER ENCOUNTER IN MITSUMETE KNIGHT
love an incredibly niche supercut
www.youtube.com/watch?v=drOk...
doormat with Shadow the Hedgehog that says “CONTROL THE CHAOS SHOES OFF”
doormats that go hard
thinking about giving up all irony and desire and having a perfect peaceful mind and becoming a guy who comments on a youtube video with an exact verbatim line that was said in the video in quotes (not even an emoji reaction) and following it up later an edit that says "wow thanks for all the likes"
My latest for DC.com: on African DC heroes, and the historic “Africa Syndrome” in media of conflating dozens of distinct nations into a single continent.
the day is today, the time is now
my album Saint Elizabeth is out now
ellaguro.bandcamp.com/album/saint-...
This will not help with patient satisfaction scores. #BiteSizedArchie
final announcement. they're putting flaffy into a 1920s era harlem renaissance setting to "see what happens"
terriermon from digimon and three yet to be revealed fighting foodons characters are to be declared "honorary pokemon" by satoshi tajiri himself
a total franchise reboot? they're saying that the "orange islands" season of the pokemon anime is now the primary canon and all other episodes, games, comics, and movies are now relegated to "legends" status
amazing there's a new pokemon themed season of captain n: the gamemaster with an off model version of butterfree who sounds like a paul lynde impression(?)
whoa at the big pokemon show they just announced that from now on sneasel will always have a vintage motorola beeper that goes off at random intervals
a default RPG Maker forest. An anime character says "Fascinating, Mr. Data. Everything in the environment appears to be made of these hard-edged squares..." Also the anime character is Jean Luc Picard
Check out this RPG Maker game about the crew from Star Trek TNG going into a holodeck sim that Data made from default RPG Maker assets
coleo_kin.itch.io/datas-advent...
a fucked up fact about resident evil: every single "title growl" was recorded during one session in 1995. they have a thirty year old recording of Ward E. Sexton yelling "RESIDENT EVIL... NINE!" that will almost certainly not be used in the actual resident evil nine. we persist in a doomed world