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You gotta fuckin’ tone it down. We all know how to manipulate him into doing corruption but this is way too obvious. You, Tim Cook, and Switzerland are on notice. Hold it down and just buy his memecoin and a golf membership like everyone else.

If you have a Ruby Central membership, please consider cancelling it and investing in Ruby conferences and gem maintainers instead.

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I really had a blast at Rails World.

Amanda & crew can never get enough praises for pulling such a great event.

However it ended up on a bit of a sour note for me as I'll most likely won't go to Austin next year. 1/9

Stairs

Because the entire UK political and media apparatus is on twitter reading the firehouse of bullshit jettisoned from the US and thinking that's what's most important to people who live in Midsomer Norton.

1/ MEMOIRS OF A MOBIK, PART 2: Three years after he was mobilised, a Russian medical orderly with the callsign 'Ukol' talks with a fellow 'mobik' about his experiences. He describes the chaos and carnage he found when he was sent to fight in Ukraine. ⬇️

A screenshot of a desktop corner with one folder labeled “my mess”

One of the downsides of running conferences. Allowing your desktop be seen by others.

Shitty news cycle?

Hit da bricks!

- go outside
- make a song
- buy a new instrument
- declutter your house
- donate stuff
- do that long term maintenance task that doesn’t take that long but you’ve been putting it off because ughck

IFE CREEEAM, IFE CREEEAM

Illustration of a steam locomotive with a single pair of studded wheels, and sledge runners fore and aft, looking somehow like the love child of Stephenson's Rocket and a duck-billed playtpus.

I have other things I ought to be doing, so please enjoy this drawing of Mr Nathaniel Grew's ice locomotive [The Engineer, 4 Jan 1861].

An illustration of Marvel’s superhero character The Hulk. He is, well, a hulk. Drawn very top heavy here. His skin is green, his hair short and dark, and his pants are purple and ripped. His massive hands are hanging down by his hips and dripping with blood, or maybe he was just picking strawberries.

Hulk

Fooking prawns

It’s been kind of flakey for me as well lately (I’m using sublime) and I’m powerless to do anything except `killall ruby-lsp` and cross my fingers :(

the hardened industrialists of the 20th century have been wholly replaced with fungible middle-manager types who think business is leveraging debt and maintain control of their paper empires by stock class wizardry and confidence tricks. they only know how to podcast

Part 1 of a 4-panel SMBC comic update where two people discuss the fact that there are no sexbots in Star Wars, only droids. As far as they know, anyways.

Part 2 of a 4-panel SMBC comic update where two people discuss the fact that there are no sexbots in Star Wars, only droids. As far as they know, anyways.

I know what scene you're thinking of, and you have a dirty dirty mind.

COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/bot-2
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/c/ZachWeiner...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
#starwars #r2d2

I know what @davidgerard.co.uk says but the specific way AI chatbots are like cocaine is that you're either in a social circle where everybody uses it nonstop and it's frighteningly normal, or one where everyone hates and pities the users and nobody even knows how to find it

The Siege of Krishnapur by JG Farrell! Incredibly British in the best way and pulls exactly zero punches