Was no one gonna tell me the hot projectionist from Pearl is the new Superman?

The pigs are doing a recruitment drive at my gym, look where they parked 🙄

Pro tip:

Cancel your subscription as soon as you make it. You don't have to wait for the subscription to almost be up.

If I cancel on day 1 I still have that subscription for a week or a month or however long it's for. 🤭💖

True! Gotta see ATJ's bulge in all that high definition 🤭

Haha, I have A list so it wouldn't be a huge loss, if I hate it I can pivot and see Wicked again 🤭

Streets are saying it's either Babygirl or Kraven 👀 hmmm, tempting.

Wait 👀 if it is I should get a ticket

I technically could download it onto my work PC, but I'm waiting for the Switch release

It's suuuuuuch a banger. I'm currently replaying it on a fresh save and having just as much fun as the first time. Need Hades 2 NOW 🥵

Got so horny after Gladiator 2 that I had to jack off in the private restroom at AMC 🤭

I promise you'll love every inch

I've got a pretty dick you can suck(er) hottie 😘

Dog on Duty: checking tickets for Pet Play night. Very official, very guard dog 🐕

In space, no one can hear you cream 👽💦

(A little late but the pics for the event just came out, and Halloween is every day in this household 💅🎃)

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Thanks buddy! 😘

Well, yes 💅

Dreaming about warmer weather

Well, it finally snowed, let's ask the audience, do you think that'll put a stop to my outdoor boner walks?

Exactly 💅 Midna is best girl

That's all I want 😍 more of what I love!

I knooooooooooow, I need it so bad. I wish I had a decent PC so I could play! I'm trying to avoid spoilers but I have checked out a couple gameplay vids and it looks so good!

I haven't!!! I'm avidly waiting for it to come out on the Switch! So so so excited! Hades got me through the lockdown and I still pick it up to do a run when I'm feeling down! A masterpiece

Four games to get to know me!

(I wasn't allowed to play video games until I convinced my parents the Wii was exercise, so although I've played the other Zeldas and adore them TP has a very special place in my heart)

Going on zoomies so we can boom bone 🐕

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Night time walkies 🐕 usually end in night time boners

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