Truman Peyote

The only illumination I want to hear from Jack Dorsey is what going into a wood chipper feet-first feels like.

Spider-Man gliding across Central Park in a squirrel suit towards Harlem as the sun is getting ready to set

The only way to traverse New York. I will only be taking further questions.

Nobody who made spider man 2 has worked in a kitchen

Homie, what are you doing washing dishes in a tuxedo

A scene from the Spider-Man 2 game, where there's a mural painted on a brick building of J Jonah Jameson in a diaper, with baby arms and legs, saying Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Lol

A cat in a Spider-Man mask pokes his head out of a guys backpack

Who's a good Spider-Man, you are

every issue poll is just trump’s approval rating now

I hate him so much, but I have to admit that he can play.

Israel's System of Segregated Roads in the Occupied Palestinian Territories

How dare you call this segregation btw

🚨🚨🚨

If you really want to indulge in fossil fuel humour you have to commit to the bitumen.

using the same tactics on him that they've been using on immigrants. we knew this would happen

YOU CAN FREEZE A ROPE

Where’s Wallace, String?

First day of engineering, Prof told us, there's two truths in engineering. Water goes down, and you can't push on a rope. Bert would've liked this.

kevinrkirk 2d @ Threads Why are we bothering with the Strait of Hormuz when we could simply do this? Explain it to me like l'm 5. (Drawing of chopping of part of land) suahuatica 2d MOUNTAIN HARD AND BIG, WATER NO UP. MANY MANY DIG DIG.

Happy Friday. Don’t skip school.

This is the thing about bathroom bans targeting trans people - assault is already a crime! Indecent exposure is already a crime! And laws that protect trans people don't suddenly make them legal

I definitely want to hear more deep thoughts from the guy who claimed Elon Musk's purchase of twitter would "extend the light of consciousness"

Your weight changes by the hour shithead

I think this is a great argument, beautifully constructed

Tanner Pearson (traded to Buffalo for a pick, somehow) is nowhere close to being NHL-calibre. Why any team would trade for a player who is unquestionably worse than someone they could call up is bizarre to me.

Outdoor fruit stand with huge pyramid of oranges and tall round banana display.

they’re just begging for a car chase

TIL a defense company that was shamelessly named after a sword in the works of notoriously anti-war WWI veteran jrr tolkien is run by temu keenan feldspar

all of existence in 2026 is a fart imitating art imitating life

"let's give Danielle Smith, one of the worst people in the country, more power" - a supposed genius

Not beating the geriatric millennial allegations here, but if you want to feel totally fine for 22 minutes, the new Scrubs shockingly accomplishes that. Feels like reading a well written email from an old friend who hasn't changed a bit.

I love that game. If you get a chance to do Alan Wake 2 it has some more crossover.

Who said video games are useless. I just learned about Hazel Scott and Josephine Baker, walking through a museum in Spider-aman 2.

Herbert with a fucking killshot on this one

First they came for the trans people, and I said nothing because I wasn’t trans. Then they were like actually I’m pretty sure you are trans and I said no I’m not and they went okay well show us your penis then and I said what no get out of my face and they said that one’s a girl get her

So basically every country that ever had nuclear weapons or an advanced nuclear program and gave them up by virtue of assurances/deals with the major nuclear powers is now under attack by the major nuclear powers so that sends really great non-proliferation messages...

I can't really describe it properly, but Braff comes off as digitally aged in the Scrubs comeback. I really like the shwl, but that part is a smidge uncanny.