BREAKING NEWS:
COLLECTOR'S HOT TAKE - "WAREHOUSE FINDS"/"VAULT ITEMS" SHOULD COME WITH A COPIOUS AMOUNT OF DUST
toynewsi.com/484-62276
#toyfarce #warehousefinds #vault #vaultitems #dust #copiousamountofdust #collectorshottake #actionfigures #toys #toycollector #toycommunity
BREAKING NEWS:
WALMART COLLECTOR CON RETURNS MARCH 19-29, IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWED BY WALMART CANCEL CON!
toynewsi.com/484-62240
#toyfarce #walmart #collectorcon #cancelcon #hasbro #gijoeclassifiedseries #mattel #mastersoftheuniverse #preordercancelled #toycollector #toycommunity
TOYFARCE REVIEW:
PLAYMATES TOYS TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES KNOCK OFF KNOCKOUT 2-PACKS!
toynewsi.com/305-62198
#toyfarce #playmatestoys #teenagemutantninjaturtles #tmnt #mutantmayhem #chromealone2lostinnewjersey #tubulartortoisekaratewarriors #nardo #ralph #danny #mark
BREAKING NEWS:
TOY COLLECTOR ELEVATES UNBOXING EXPERIENCE BY PAIRING THEMATICALLY APPROPRIATE FOOD FOR MAXIMUM NOSTALGIA!
toynewsi.com/484-62150
#toyfarce #videopowergaming #foodpairing #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting
BREAKING NEWS:
HAULATHON RETURNS - THIS YEAR, NECA LEAKED ENTIRE HAULATHON LINEUP BEFORE TARGET COULD!
toynewsi.com/484-62110
#toyfarce #target #neca #haulathon #toyfair #newyorktoyfair #haulathon2026 #grover #supergrover #bencooper #tmnt #universalmonsters #harrypotter
TOYFARCE REVIEW:
BLOKEES STAR WARS THE MANDALORIAN GV-01 SET + CHAMPION CLASS DARTH VADER AND STORMTROOPER MODEL KITS!
toynewsi.com/549-62057
#toyfarce #blokees #starwars #themandalorian #modelkits #grogu #bobafett #ahsoka #moffgideon #championclass #darthvader #stormtrooper
BREAKING NEWS:
TOY COLLECTOR'S CALENDAR NOW 90% PRE-ORDER/REVEAL DATES, 10% "OTHER NON-ESSENTIAL EVENTS"
toynewsi.com/484-62013
#toyfarce #preorder #calendar #reveals #dates #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting
BREAKING NEWS:
BATTLE OF THE REDHEADS - THE DAY RED HAIR BECAME INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY
toynewsi.com/484-61982
#toyfarce #fourhorsemenstudios #mythiclegions #legendarywarrior #redhead #barbarian #janinemelnitz #maryjanewatson #scarlett #aloy #blackwidow #actionfigures #toys
TOYFARCE REVIEW:
JOY TOY TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES WAVE 8!
toynewsi.com/522-61939
#toyfarce #joytoy #tmnt #teenagemutantninjaturtles #118scale #leatherhead #metalhead #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting
BREAKING NEWS:
NEW YORK TOY FAIR 2026 CAUSES IMMEDIATE BUDGET AMNESIA AMONG COLLECTORS?!
toynewsi.com/484-61905
#toyfarce #newyorktoyfair #newyorktoyfair2026 #toyfair #reveals #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting
BREAKING NEWS:
HASBRO ANNOUNCES "86 APOLOGY TOUR", WILL APOLOGIZE FOR 86 THINGS TO THE TOY COMMUNITY?
toynewsi.com/484-61821
#toyfarce #hasbro #transformers #86apologytour #transformersthemovie #transformersthemovieapologytour
TOYFARCE REVIEW:
GONG STUDIO/POP MART BATMAN: HUSH - SUPERMAN!
toynewsi.com/547-61777
#toyfarce #gongstudio #popmart #dccomics #batman #batmanhush #superman #clarkkent #kalel #jimlee #jephloeb #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting
BREAKING NEWS:
COLLECTOR IMPRESSED EVERYONE AT SUPER BOWL PARTY BY IDENTIFYING EVERY ACTION FIGURES IN THE NFL COMMERCIAL (DESPITE NOT KNOWING A SINGLE FOOTBALL PLAYER)
toynewsi.com/484-61735
#toyfarce #superbowl #SuperBowl2026 #nfl #nflchampion #beliefisasuperpower
BREAKING NEWS:
HASBRO GETS MAJOR LICENSES, BUT ONLY THE "UPCOMING LIVE ACTION MOVIE" VERSIONS...
toynewsi.com/484-61705
#toyfarce #hasbro #streetfighter #streetfightermovie2026 #voltron #voltronmovie #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting
TOYFARCE REVIEW:
SKELETRON RED SHADOWS 6" FIGURES - WOLF TROOPER, JUNGLE WOLF TROOPER, GYRE WOLF AND PILOT CHARACTER KIT!
toynewsi.com/548-61682
#toyfarce #skeletron #roboskullmkii #redshadows #wolftrooper #junglewolftrooper #gyrewolf #pilotcharacterkit #roboskull #epic
BREAKING NEWS:
MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE MOVIE TRAILER GIVES COLLECTORS THE "PERFECT EXCUSE" TO FINALLY START COLLECTING MOTU?
toynewsi.com/484-61644
#toyfarce #mattel #mastersoftheuniverse #motu #heman #skeletor #motucollector #motucollection #toycollector #toycommunity
BREAKING NEWS:
COLLECTORS FURIOUS OVER NEW MATTEL DC FIGURES AFTER HEROICALLY IGNORING THE CAPTION THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!
toynewsi.com/484-61613
#toyfarce #mattel #dccomics #dcuniverse #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting
TOYFARCE REVIEW:
NECA TOONY TERRORS WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS!
toynewsi.com/298-61570
#toyfarce #neca #necatoys #toonyterrors #whatwedointheshadows #laszlocravensworth #nadja #nandor #colinrobinson #guillermo
BREAKING NEWS:
COLLECTOR DISCOVERS AT-ATS CAN FLY AFTER ATTEMPTING OUTDOOR TOY PHOTOGRAPHY DURING SNOWSTORM?
toynewsi.com/484-61528
#toyfarce #toyphotography #winter #snowstorm #starwars #hoth #atats #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting
BREAKING NEWS:
MOTU COLLECTORS PAINFULLY REALIZE THAT THEY'RE ABOUT TO BUY ALL THOSE SAME CHARACTERS AGAIN AFTER NEW MOVIE TRAILER DROPS?!
toynewsi.com/484-61494
#toyfarce #mastersoftheuniverse #motu #heman #skeletor #motucollector #motucollection #actionfigures #toys
TOYFARCE REVIEW:
MCFARLANE TOYS DC MULTIVERSE BATMAN RETURNS (DELUXE THEATRICAL EDITION) WAVE!
toynewsi.com/82-61454
#toyfarce #mcfarlanetoys #dcmultiverse #dccomics #batmanreturns #batman #michaelkeaton #catwoman #michellepfeiffer #thepenguin #dannydevito #batmanreturns1992
BREAKING NEWS:
COLLECTOR GETS PRESCRIBED 2 ACTION FIGURES/WEEK BY DOCTOR (WHO IS ALSO A COLLECTOR)
toynewsi.com/484-61425
#toyfarce #prescription #doctorsorders #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting
BREAKING NEWS:
TOY COMPANIES INSIST THEY ARE NOT COPYING EACH OTHER'S HOMEWORK AS IDENTICAL ANNOUNCEMENTS CONTINUE...
toynewsi.com/484-61401
#toyfarce #toycompanies #batman #tmnt #teenagemutantninjaturtles #robocop #actionfigures #toys #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting
TOYFARCE REVIEW:
GONG STUDIO BATMAN: HUSH - BATMAN 1/12 SCALE FIGURE!
toynewsi.com/547-61369
#toyfarce #gongstudio #popmart #dccomics #batman #batmanhush #jimlee #jephloeb #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting
BREAKING NEWS:
COLLECTOR BUYS WINTER COAT INSTEAD OF TOYS, IMMEDIATELY FEELS DEEP REGRET...
toynewsi.com/484-61346
#toyfarce #winter #wintercoat #cold #deepregret #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting
BREAKING NEWS:
LEGO UNVEILS "SMART BRICK" THAT DETECTS AND WARNS YOU WHEN YOU ARE ABOUT TO STEP ON IT!
toynewsi.com/484-61321
#toyfarce #lego #legosets #legobricks #smartbrick #smartplay #legosmartplay #steponalego #warning
TOYFARCE REVIEW:
FOUR HORSEMEN STUDIOS FIGURA OBSCURA THE MOUSE KING!
toynewsi.com/319-61283
#toyfarce #fourhorsemenstudios #figuraobscura #nutcracker #themouseking #alexandredumas #ballet #pyotrilyichtchaikovsky #ratking
BREAKING NEWS:
NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION TO BRING HOME SIX FIGURES A MONTH NOT THAT UNREALISTIC FOR TOY COLLECTORS!
toynewsi.com/484-61242
#toyfarce #newyearsresolution #sixfiguresamonth #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting
BREAKING NEWS:
COLLECTOR'S NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION TO BUY FEWER TOYS IMMEDIATELY OVERRULED AFTER REMEMBERING HE HAD 80+ PRE-ORDERS...
toynewsi.com/484-61222
#toyfarce #newyearsresolution #HappyNewYear #preorders #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity
