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“Don’t fine us! We’re going to play Trae Young against the Jazz!” -‘Zards

There are now no consequences for un-team-like play because minutes allocation does not matter anymore. Brian Keefe is on a razor’s edge of operating toothlessly.

I think the Wiz Kids are pretty tank on their own without Alex Sarr. Recognizing George is also out tonight. And meaning: not sure if these jokers are developing good habits or not. It’s the #Wizards, stupid.

#Wizards tanking substitution patterns have turned into a tanking mindset for the players, unfortunately.

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BREAKING NEWS: Anthony Davis is undergoing season-ending Botox treatments.

I can’t believe how embarrassing it is for the #Wizards to beat the #Pacers twice in consecutive nights.

I’ve just agreed to play fantasy baseball for the 1st time in 15+ years. I’m deathly afraid for a relationship with my 4th or 5th or 6th favorite professional sport to watch. Keeping hope alive.

I’m taking load management time off from #NBA tanking ideation solutionizing.

I just cancelled my Washington Post subscription. Sorry it took so long.

This is pretty good basketball.

The NBA should make it where every trade after Jan. 1 adds a 10 minute extension on the 3 pm deadline (max +5 hours)

Worst win of the year. #SoWizards

Poor Buffalo. Not just a loss but kinda of a hose job. Although they had their chances.

Cooks was 99% down. Can’t believe that interception didn’t get more scrutinized.

Just wait: only days until the trade deadline before Kris Middleton buy-out season.

I’m tickled that some of these frozen envelope #Knicks fan turds are losing their mind rent over #Wizards draft rights, and foregone conclusions otherwise.

I like it when Brian Keefe tightens up his 4th Q rotation based on how the night dictates, but will he?

Tonight makes me realize the #Wizards brass is likely / must incorporate continued depth thru draft capital, and rolling pre-load mgmt on young players with growing bones as part of the re-building and eventually mid-building plans.

Cavs loss: Fun/bad.

Prior Hawks loss: Bad/bad, or just maybe just Not-fun/bad.

3-20 in reality.

10-13 in Fun/bad.

The #Wizards.

This is precious but also a lie. But no need to embarrass Cam any more than already, so the right lie.

Certainly a Fun-bad loss for the #Wizards against the #Cavs tonight. Unclear if Brian Keefe’s bad coaching decisions were intentional or not.

Also, isn’t tagging Whitmore as questionable due to illness and then this quote surfacing a ding in the front office’s armor?

Bites at the apple? At least feel around to see if it’s bruised first. A bruised apple isn’t just going to lose its bruises.

Un-progressive.

Wow, guys. You’re beginning to lose it…

#Wizards 3-18 in reality, 9-12 in Fun-Bad.

Tonight has no chance of being fun.

Is it a ‘thing’ that McCollum, Middleton, Bagley accounted for 50% of Washington’s points? Sure.

Also, George was sluggish (he’s been ill), Bilal still can’t fill up a box score (but played amazing D on Giannis), and Bubs looked competent.

All minor points of progress.

Really fun #Wizards win last night — was great to witness in person! Also, the Bucks are pretty bad and Doc Rivers has checked out. Pretty baffling.

What was special from the Wizards is that everyone contributed and no one shit the bed….

Regardless of their record in reality, I think the #Wizards have to finish .600 in Fun-Bad games to feel like this season is forward progress (especially if they don’t land a Top 3 pick). Maybe .600 is too low.

How long until NBA keyboard mouth-breathers start saying #FreeAlexSarr?

#Wizards:

2-16 in reality.

8-10 Fun-Bad.

Progress? Debatable.