mad man

I believe a lot of them would! Like 30%

New favorite game is to categorize everyone I went to grad school with by whether or not they would eat a baby if they truly believed it would give them more power or fame

"Professor White Boy " has perished. They found him self harmed at the bottom of an elevator shaft. Thanks for the fucking smiles, Professor

20 is a slight exaggeration but um… we are getting there

I also just need to say that I’m so so happy the core people who have been cancelling each other back and forth forever in salt lake for 20 years are still at it. They are my rock.

Biggest anxiety lies in he is GIGANTIC

I live in a psychic upside down of being raised amongst two TRULY crazy mfs gd it!!

Jk this account is for Nate and Nate only!!!!! And I like it that way!

Charli xcx was truly our day’s equivalent of the Jackson pollock/American expressionism psy op. We are America and we are brat

Do I just post insane stories of my idiot brother here. I have nowhere else to put them but he is truly on the loose

This is a brother anxiety account

Will my estranged idiot brother become an ice agent. More fun thoughts for muah and yah

Good friend

Extremely vulnerable to psychic damage unfortunately

It also is the number one cause of house fires!

Materially, I am pissed off

WORST songs ever. We agree on a lot of things Nathan

🤔

You were served?!

I can literally tell when my spaces are italicized

It has been enough years that we can now wear the pussy hats unironically 👩🏻‍⚖️ (fyi)

I think the shmapple (contd.)

Missed u heavy mids

I do wish the limit was 180… that was a healthy challenge

We made bets Skyler won

maga I guess

I graduated w him no brag

happy 2 b back online :)