Alex thee Scallion

–– digital detox day tomorrow!

Case in point

This aggro deck is spicy

ちょう難しいな

–– really enjoying Babel but not enjoying the university dreams it’s causing me to have

–– oh thank god equinox has a new partner brand for soap/shampoo. Ever since they left keihls it has been unfortunate.

I fucking love lentil soup. Have you tried lentiful?

Lock me up!

Translation please!

–– 2 coffees, 2 matcha, 2 beers, 1 diet coke, fuckton o water, 2 azuki bean tea. hydrated king 💦

–– wait, this is a hot dog account now? always has been.

It’s delightful so far. I’m only like 50 pages in. I’ve read the poppy war trilogy and am a big fan of kuang.

Yeah i can see how the non-narrative structure of orbital can be tough to settle into.

Orbital was my favorite book of last year. Lmk what you think. Is sex on the moon any good?

I’m reading:
- house in the cerulean sea
- babel
- where late the sweet birds sing
- machine learning (howey)

–– what are you reading right now?

Oh i made the cut

–– all i want to do is read a book by the fireplace (Netflix Birchwood edition)

–– it’s not even noon on Monday and I already want to quit my job

–– two loaves

–– not spring

–– think i’m going to get super high today so time dilates and i get more weekend.

All capricorns are wizards but not all wizards are capricorns

–– screen time under 4 hours/day 🙌

–– a wizard arrives precisely when he means to!

–– christmas is in 299 days

–– topping counts as a gym day

Loved the premise. The writing just needed some work.

Loved piranesi. Couldn’t finish you weren’t meant to be human.

2.38 miles, 16:57 min, 7:03 pace