Jillian David

Hoo boy

At least try a lemonade-hellscape Zima or a Bartles and Jaymes peach piss cooler first. Ease into the nasty, fruity hangover, then work your way up the chain.

I know it's been a super busy Ob call week, when my OCD demands that I check the L/D census before I take a shower, before I grab a bite to eat, before...

So many deliveries. Let's take a break for a bit, you middle-of-the-night babies.

Big difference in Caramel Delights. Huge. And I am something of a Caramel Delights aficionado.

Waiting for the administration to say the spike in gas prices isn't actually a big deal because so many Americans are losing their jobs and won't have to drive to work anymore.

Infographic. mRNA vaccine. Custom tumor targeting. Custom mRNA vaccine which retrains the dendritic cells and T cells. 10 out of 14 TNBC cancer patients are cancer free at 5 years. 10 green women, 4 gray women.

Good News! The same mRNA platform used for COVID vaccines is now being personalized to fight aggressive breast cancer. buff.ly/PHcr1wu

In a new study, custom tumor-targeting mRNA vaccines trained the immune system to attack the cancer.

10/14 patients cancer-free at 5 year mark!

#medsky #oncsky

a woman is standing on top of a chimney with a broom in her hair . Alt: a woman is standing on top of a chimney with a broom in her hair . She is spinning in a circle

So, it's strange to wake up, see a new disaster from the mango makeup dude, go do a surgery, care for patients, edit a book over lunch hour, deliver a baby, make a marketing book decision, watch wild election results, and finish the day with a new mango makeup disaster.

Like, holy whiplash, batman

The audiobook cover of Fake Flame

Oooh - for all you #audiobook lovers, today is Fake Flame's audio release date! Available at all audiobook retailers...

How many times did I hear:
"YoUR'e sO mATUre FoR yOUr aGe"

That's Gen-X for "can survive with zero adult supervision"

*clicks* "I'm in the post and I don't like it"

Welp.

"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."

-Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953

I'm so sorry. Lots of hugs for you!

Strongly worded letter, in 3, 2, 1...

ayup

I don’t think he’s getting that Nobel Peace Prize

The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it

Vote to re-label this trope as: "everyone in the hot tub"

By the way, Trump still has not publicly congratulated the U.S. women's hockey team. That seems to be lost in all this. No statement. No social media post. No call to them. Nothing.

Correct 👇🏽

Hubs: Why are you writing so much the past 3 days?

Me: I'm not writing, I'm editing a manuscript.

Hubs: Why?

Me: To send it to my editor.

Hubs: 🙃Don't they just edit it? Like, isn't that their job?

Me: It's complicated, you wouldn't understand. ☠️

a close up of a man 's face with the words smoldering intensifies above him Alt: a close up of a man 's face with the words "smoldering intensifies" below him

Well, friends, I think I might be setting the record for slowest, longest, angstiest burn ever created. That wasn't by design, it was what this story requires. So here we are, just smoldering away.

A text-heavy graphic with a black background and bold white text at the top and bottom. The top text reads: "The ONLY credibility Trump has." The bottom text reads: "Is being a sexual predator & a rapist." In the center is a yellow-highlighted excerpt from a document or report detailing multiple allegations involving President Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein. The text describes accusations of sexual abuse, trafficking, and rape involving Trump, Epstein, and others, including references to victims, parties, and notable individuals such as Ghislaine Maxwell, Elon Musk, Ivanka Trump, and Andrew Cuomo. The text is organized in a table format with columns listing names like Jeffrey Epstein, Donald Trump, and others allegedly involved. A large red arrow points to the bottom right corner where several names are listed. The overall tone of the image is accusatory and focused on serious allegations against Donald Trump.

Ready for this? I'd love to know WHY the MSM is not reporting this?

Buried deep in the Epstein files 📂....

"I was 13 when Donald J Trump raped me. Ghislaine Maxwell was also present."

🤷🏼

Subacute sclerosing panencephalitis (SSPE) is one of the delayed complications of measles and affects up to 1 in 600 unvaccinated children who’ve had measles. It occurs without warning an average of 7 years after infection and can occur decades later. There is no cure and it is almost always fatal.

The FBI Director, everyone. You paid for it.

*60 more pages to go on this edit*
*decides to add a scene of 5 pages*

*looks at manuscript and curses*

*still 60 more pages to go on this edit*

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