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Aquariusโ™’๏ธ EST.1985 Non-Binary AFAB Lesbian๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ GOONIES NEVER SAY DIE๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ All things cats and weed Oh, and tell your dog I said โ€œyouโ€™re such a good pupperโ€ ProDemocracy, ProHumanRights๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿป I block religious pages

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And as an American I hate that we arenโ€™t part of the ICC. Ugh these fucking bastards.

06.03.2026 14:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man 's face in a car with a woman behind him . Alt: Tom Hardy in Mad Max Fury Road saying โ€œThatโ€™s baitโ€
06.03.2026 14:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or โ€œHamasโ€ was under the school

06.03.2026 14:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What good is the ICC if they donโ€™t have officers that can actually arrest them?

06.03.2026 14:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

College degrees with a minimum of a 3.5 GPA.

You can have a 2.0 and still get the same degree as the valedictorian.

06.03.2026 14:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard is eating something in front of a stone wall Alt: Tim Curry as Herkermer Homolka in the 1995 film Congo.

He also gave us Congo. The movie terrified me when I was 10.

06.03.2026 02:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe we should all file exempt. Stop paying our Federal Taxes. If they want to fund the war, figure it out with the budget they got and ask the Oligarchs for more.

06.03.2026 00:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œFuck me like you do Americaโ€ ๐Ÿ’€

06.03.2026 00:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone at any college can have a 2.0 (2.5 for Ivy) and still graduate with the same degree as the valedictorian.

I think they need to share their GPAs when they talk about their degrees at this point.

05.03.2026 22:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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homer simpson and bart simpson from the simpsons Alt: Homer Simpson and Bart Simpson from The Simpsons. Homer is telling a sad Bart โ€œWorst day of your life so farโ€

Worst DHS secretary in American History so far

05.03.2026 21:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Man, why do they have to use AI for a protest crowd.

05.03.2026 20:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, Iโ€™m gonna bootleg it if I have to get a paramount sub. Fuck Ellison ๐Ÿ˜‚

05.03.2026 20:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s giving me a reason to watch. I love Tig so much.

05.03.2026 19:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s amazing. I havenโ€™t watched Star Trek in forever. Now, I have a reason to start!

05.03.2026 19:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Proving yet again one of my basic rules on navigating Trumpism: He will always replace an incompetent person with someone more incompetent.

05.03.2026 17:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 7859 ๐Ÿ” 2066 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 788 ๐Ÿ“Œ 186

Wait, is that Tig?

05.03.2026 18:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s capitol police not security guards.

05.03.2026 14:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ICYMI โ€” โ€œNo one wants to fight for Israel!โ€

Marine veteran Brian McGinnis had his hand injured as AIPAC-backed Senator Sheehy (R) & joined Capitol Police officers in physically removing him as he spoke out against Trump and Bibiโ€™s war.

05.03.2026 03:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 2209 ๐Ÿ” 1022 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 189 ๐Ÿ“Œ 110

I loved the dump truck run over the neighbors fence without destroying it.

Slop AI.

05.03.2026 11:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Been up for almost an hour because of night sweats and hot flashes.

No wonder my mother was a raving bitch during her 40s. No wonder I am too.

Just one night without this would be fantastic.

05.03.2026 10:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shoutout to the man you hear in the background calling Sheehy a coward, a gravy seal, and a fatass as he walks away.

05.03.2026 10:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you for mentioning that!

05.03.2026 10:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fun fact, Lady Bird Johnsonโ€™s name was derived from the insect. It just changed over time.

Another fun fact, they were originally called the โ€œbeetles of Our Ladyโ€ for the Virgin Mary.

05.03.2026 03:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay! Yes! If you enjoyed that, watch The Fall of the House of Usher. I hope you enjoy it ๐Ÿ˜

05.03.2026 03:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
WELLES OBLITERATES COVERUP #folk #singersongwriter #poetry
WELLES OBLITERATES COVERUP #folk #singersongwriter #poetry YouTube video by Jesse Welles

youtube.com/shorts/SySUi...

05.03.2026 01:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2744 ๐Ÿ” 932 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 66 ๐Ÿ“Œ 42

Itโ€™s not necessarily films by him that I enjoy. Itโ€™s the limited series on Netflix. You could pick anything and it would be better than just a slasher flick.

The Haunting of Hill House is his rendition of The Haunting.

I really enjoyed The Fall of the House of Usher.

05.03.2026 02:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love Mike Flanagan.

05.03.2026 01:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Horrifying. Jesus Lord in heaven.

04.03.2026 21:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 7602 ๐Ÿ” 2686 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 366 ๐Ÿ“Œ 124

Listen, if Jesus did, in fact, anoint Donald Trump, then we really need to question his judgement

04.03.2026 18:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Deleted my reply. Youโ€™re right and so was the person calling out my personal experience.

Thank you for the criticism because it helps me learn and to be better.

04.03.2026 17:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0