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Mystery Person

@withoutguile

I prefer to remain as anonymous as possible to protect myself and family. But the internet is still fun, tho

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Can't even nap anymore because of woke

13.01.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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a man in a red jersey is sitting in a locker room with a bunch of jerseys hanging on the wall . ALT: a man in a red jersey is sitting in a locker room with a bunch of jerseys hanging on the wall .
24.12.2025 01:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It seems like Epstein felt like if he was going to take the rap, he wanted to take everyone else down with him. Or maybe he thought he could get a pardon if he threatened to embarrass Trump enough - how quaint!

23.12.2025 12:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I put that part together right away

13.12.2025 00:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a deadpool costume kisses a small dog Alt: a man in a deadpool costume kisses a small dog
04.12.2025 02:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We had one employee who made comments on a private Facebook profile. One of her family members or β€œfriends” sent copies of the post to our workplace and demanded that we fire the employee and threatened the company if we did not fire her. This world is dark, man.

19.11.2025 17:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If every eligible voter gets a voice in the final decision (made in a statewide election), why would signatures need to be collected from sparsely populated counties? That just makes it harder, not better.

19.11.2025 17:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You are formally invited to my Halloween party

01.11.2025 01:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If its for work, go with dork. Unless you’re the boss. Then slutty dumpster goblin all the way

30.10.2025 01:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At least you can rest easy knowing that some data center had to use like 1.21 Gigawatts to put you in the friendzone

27.10.2025 14:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well deserved!

25.10.2025 22:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wash undies and catch up on zoning out

25.10.2025 01:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you see this, QTP with a gift of a vampire that isn't Dracula.

16.10.2025 22:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now I’m not saying regicide is the solution, but it’s clear that so far the reign of King Charles has been an absolute disaster

14.10.2025 10:22 πŸ‘ 616 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 4

I don’t want to live in that world any more than I want to live in the current one.

09.10.2025 16:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Earnest Saves Labor Day

07.10.2025 11:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I wish I was brave enough to repost that

06.10.2025 23:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No, I think that’s called a swap meat

04.10.2025 02:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah what’s everyone mad aboot

04.10.2025 01:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Mates for mating

03.10.2025 20:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ow

02.10.2025 23:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s gross, sure, but my reading of those statutes does not lead me to opinion that inserting language into an auto-reply message is plainly illegal. I mean, maybe it should be illegal? But not so simple.

02.10.2025 15:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What’s the most jaw-dropping confession you’ve received on that app?

28.09.2025 05:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sorry the overall air quality is better. Period. That would appear to contradict the links to autism diagnosis

25.09.2025 01:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Air Quality - National Summary | US EPA National summary of air quality trends and status

Either I am misunderstanding you or you don’t understand me. Air pollution is vastly lower now than it was in past decades: www.epa.gov/air-trends/a...

25.09.2025 01:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wouldn’t that mean that cases of autism peaked in the 70s and rapidly declined in the following decades?

25.09.2025 01:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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a robot wearing a helmet and headphones looks at a monitor ALT: a robot wearing a helmet and headphones looks at a monitor
16.09.2025 10:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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14.09.2025 12:24 πŸ‘ 2161 πŸ” 590 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 264
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elmo from sesame street is sitting on a window sill and looking out the window . ALT: elmo from sesame street is sitting on a window sill and looking out the window .
10.09.2025 01:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

just got introduced to the new guy Oscar at work and I said "hey, what's up Oscarina of Time," and the silence that followed was so uncomfortable I could actually hear god's bitter laughter

09.09.2025 17:54 πŸ‘ 390 πŸ” 77 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1