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* (Hey, if I don't get to skip the puzzle, you don't either!)

* Kris, WHAT are you doing?
* You did not put a bath bomb in the toilet again, did you?

* Eventually your controller will break.
* A father figure will give you a new one.
* Say "aaaaa" when he checks your mouth for illness.
* Then, just gargle, rinse, and repeat! Have fun, team!

* Oh-ho! You want some treats of the trade!?
* To be me, first find an X on the ground.
* Go on it and... dig! I don't know which button!
* I just press all of them down with my tongue.

* I was simply relaxing in Kris's spacious Pants Hole.

I spend all my money on RENT and MYSTIC GEMs.

* To my people, I am a hero...
* ... to you?

* I'M THE BAD GUY!!!

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* ...
* ... wait a second. WAIT a second.
* Kris, did you notice how nervous she was...?
* And like... blushing and stuff?
* Kris, you don't think... she... uh...
* She's onto our secret identities!?

* Since... since a little while ago...
* All that I've been broadcasting, is the same reruns, over and over...
* I... I don't have anything anyone wants to watch anymore...
* I'm irrelevant... I'm junk...
* I don't wanna be thrown away...

* Having a wide-open space is great for us kids.
* Sometimes it's good to get your freak out.

* And sometimes... It's bad to get your freak out.

Nothing here! Head up to find a DOCK!

Ha ha, what's UP... DOCK!?

Okay, head north or I'll DOCK your points!

* What about the part where you tried to kill us?

* Ah... an interesting Historical Theorie, is it not?
* Nonetheless, the evidence precludeth such a thing...

* ... what evidence?

* I shall giveth thou a plate of Worms for thou silence.

* Deal.

* (The cup bakes nine tense doughs. Exclusively on the switch.)

* WE DON'T NEED ANYONE ELSE!!! WE DON'T NEED [[Easels]] or [[CRTs]]!
* WE DON'T NEED ANY [[Man, Woman, or Child]] [[At Half Price]]!!
* WE DON'T NEED [[MIKE]]!!!
* ...
* ... Mike...
* KRIS!!! DON'T BELIEVE [[Anything You See On TV!]]
* THE MAN'S A CRIMINAL, I TELL YOU!! A CRIMINAL!!

* (Left in complete darkness...)
* (Seems there's nothing left to do but close your eyes.)
* (And think about how Susie is doing now.)

* ah, sorry. i don't hang out with idiot babies.
* they compete with my sociological niche.

* Today's history, tomorrow's archaeology.

* (Left in complete darkness...)
* (Seems there's nothing left to do but close your eyes.)
* (And think about how Susie is doing now.)

* What do you call a man with one eye?

* Why does the angel make its cry?

* Who will call the girl who snows?

* I don't know... ha ha ha... I don't know!

* Darkners... all become obsolete eventually.
* But we aren't "real", Tenna.
* We shouldn't make Lightners worry about what happens to us.
* It'd just... make them unhappy, wouldn't it?

* Lightners! I haven't seen many of you recently.
* If you didn't know, an evil ruler is taking over this world.
* I don't really like politics, so I have no opinion on this.

* Berdly tries to entice Noelle to his side by gyrating his hips!

Your machine sucks ass.
Is that OK?

* Hey, Kris! What'd you do, ride the couch all the way here!?

* Susie, please don't kick your desk.
* Treat school property, like you'd treat people.

* ....
* Okay.
* Next time I'll aim for the vitals.

* Th... That's not what I...

* To my people, I am a hero...
* ... to you?

* I'M THE BAD GUY!!!

* Huh...? Price... what?
* ... it says it costs... uh...

* $999,999,999!?

* (Someone was watching you flirt with the watercooler.)

* How nice... her water... was always so nourishing... wasn't it...
* She... was so brave... to put herself out there like that.
* I'm sure you two... will be... very happy together...

* (But, something about the words sounded sad.)